Funny story - Supply Teacher Hospitalised with Stynx Africa Poisoning

Supply Teacher Hospitalised with Stynx Africa Poisoning

The world of education was dealt a crushing blow today as supply teacher Euphemia Tudor-Stewart collapsed after prolonged exposure to Stynx Africa during her first day at an all-boys school. "Normal people just aren't used to it," said PE master H…

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Funny story - Your Favourite Teacher Doesn't remember you

Your Favourite Teacher Doesn't remember you

Although you always thought you were the most charming and debonair in year 4 at your school, you are shocked to realise that even though you are no longer 8, and are now 47, your favourite teacher does not remember you. It all happens when back i…

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Funny story - Naughty Alabama Senior Girls Paddled for Wearing Inappropriate Prom Dresses

Naughty Alabama Senior Girls Paddled for Wearing Inappropriate Prom Dresses

Oxford, AL - Eighteen senior girls were singled out for wearing inappropriate dresses to their prom and given a punishment choice between paddling and 3 days' suspension. 17 of the girls chose paddling, while one chose the suspension. The girl who ch...

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Funny story - Where are they now? Izal Toilet Paper

Where are they now? Izal Toilet Paper

Izal medicated toilet tissue? Don't make me laugh. If you don't remember it, you are lucky. This shiny, waterproof, abrasive product was routinely found in workplaces, hospitals, school toilets and public conveniences, probably intending to discou...

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Funny story - Man Spotted Lad Wearing Fake Adidas Trainers

Man Spotted Lad Wearing Fake Adidas Trainers

Not all of us can afford the best in clothing and shoes, and often, we have to make do with cheaper substitutes. This was exactly the scenario at a Bangkok school this week, when an English instructor witnessed one of the students in one of his c...

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Funny story - Man Can Remember Random French Words From School

Man Can Remember Random French Words From School

A man who left high school more than 40 years ago has said he is still haunted by the experience of learning French, and is often bothered by remembering random French words and their meanings. Moys Kenwood, 57, left school in 1979, but still vivi…

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Funny story - Debra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton

Debra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton

NEW YORK (AP) As soon as the courts allow convicted sexual offender Debra Lafave to work again, the former school teacher will take a job with former President Bill Clinton. Spoof reporter Craven Morehead was told by President Clinton: "Miss Lafave...

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Funny story - Easter Bunny runs amuck in Canadian Elementary School

Easter Bunny runs amuck in Canadian Elementary School

Police were called to Huffington Public School in Ontario this morning. (note: Public Schools in Canada are 'State schools' NOT posh private schools). The alarm was raised by the custodian Peter Scrubs who noticed the Easter Bunny sneaking into sc...

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Funny story - Vanessa Hudgens Goes Into Labor While Filming High School Musical 3!!

Vanessa Hudgens Goes Into Labor While Filming High School Musical 3!!

We all know that, High School Musical star, Vanessa Hudgens was preganant by co-star, Zac Efron. Well, one day when they were all filming, Vanessa started yelling and screaming, that her water broke (as she got pregnant last year.)...

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Funny story - Photos of Britney Getting Out of Limo Used To Help Foreign Students Learn To Sell Themselves; Be More Aggressive

Photos of Britney Getting Out of Limo Used To Help Foreign Students Learn To Sell Themselves; Be More Aggressive

It was reported today that foreign students enrolled in U-Cal Berkeley's cultural training course, America 101, received some eye-opening advice from Wall Street "Head Hunter" firm, Heads 'R Us. Head's 'R Us agent, Gillette...

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Funny story - Man Had A Friend Who Had A Friend Who Was Going Bald At School

Man Had A Friend Who Had A Friend Who Was Going Bald At School

A man has recalled how his best friend at school was in the same class as a boy who was going bald. Moys Kenwood, then 13, and his best pal, Derek, a year older, lived near each other, and spent much time in each other's company, playing football,…

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Funny story - Teacher Was Tempted To Fart In Student's Face

Teacher Was Tempted To Fart In Student's Face

A student who was showing off to his friends and indulging in the centuries-old prank of walking close behind a teacher and emulating his every move, ran the very real risk of inviting vengeance on a hitherto-unknown scale, when the teacher briefly c…

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Funny story - Bionic Woman

Bionic Woman

The Bionic Woman was created out of spare, mostly human, somewhat female body parts as a companion for Colonel Steve Austin, a lonely former astronaut-become-cyborg, after she dove headfirst into a cow patty from a height of 12,000 feet in an attempt to decorate a clover patch with her remains. Before her tragic accident, she had been a tennis player known for her wicked backhand. Rebuilt by Dr...

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Funny story - Student Allowed To Eat A Mentos Mint, Then Drink Coke, "In The Name Of Science"

Student Allowed To Eat A Mentos Mint, Then Drink Coke, "In The Name Of Science"

A science teacher at a school has said that he gave permission to one of his students to undertake the extraordinarily dangerous challenge of eating a Mentos mint and then quoffing a bottle of Coca Cola, "for the benefit of the other students", and "...

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Funny story - A High School In Wyoming Bans Girl Students From Wearing Lipstick and Nipple Rings

A High School In Wyoming Bans Girl Students From Wearing Lipstick and Nipple Rings

CHEYENNE, Wyoming – (Satire News) – The Cheyenne School District has just informed the student body that a new directive will take affect in three weeks. School board president Jessica Belladonna, 42, has stated that female students between the a…

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Funny story - "Doctorate in Cowboy" Program Gathering Steam at State Schools

"Doctorate in Cowboy" Program Gathering Steam at State Schools

LARAMIE, WYOMING- With the successful launch of the Cowboy Ph.D. programs at Colorado State in Ft. Collins and the University of Wyoming in Laramie, men and women of all stripes seeking a career are flocking to enroll. Especially popular among t...

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Funny story - Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Are Asked About Kristen Stewart

Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Are Asked About Kristen Stewart

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev were in Albuquerque on a stop on their promotional tour for their hit show. The two stars, who are also dating, appeared before a crowd of 900 cheering New...

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Funny story - Skirts Off, Trousers Down!

Skirts Off, Trousers Down!

Skirts. For years part of the school playground life. Now they are under threat from a Government which is taking equal rights legislation to new extremes. The skirt is accused of discriminating against girls who want to live as boys. The brainch...

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Funny story - Texas School Principal: 'I spanked her cheatin ass!'

Texas School Principal: 'I spanked her cheatin ass!'

SPRINGTOWN, TX (ABSNN) - John Wannabeter is a well-respected, "no nonsense" high school Vice Principal at SHS. He is known as a fair administrator, but a hard-ass by his students. Last week an 18-year-old female student was caught cheating and susp...

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Funny story - Some Teachers Actually Go into Teaching for the Money

Some Teachers Actually Go into Teaching for the Money

Apparently, it's the result of low expectations and outright confusion. "I used to work in Walmart," said one untenured teacher, two years into the profession. "I get at least twice the pay, but I also don't get the 5% discount, so it's a wash. I...

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