Funny story - Where are they now? Izal Toilet Paper

Where are they now? Izal Toilet Paper

Izal medicated toilet tissue? Don't make me laugh. If you don't remember it, you are lucky. This shiny, waterproof, abrasive product was routinely found in workplaces, hospitals, school toilets and public conveniences, probably intending to discou...

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Funny story - Reopen Your Hearts

Reopen Your Hearts

Professional liar and part time politician, Michael Gove, has stated that “schools are perfectly safe to reopen”, then immediately said “the only way to be safe from the virus is to stay at home”. Which is going to be difficult if the government are...

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Funny story - English Teacher Counted Windows In Condo Across The Road To Alleviate Boredom

English Teacher Counted Windows In Condo Across The Road To Alleviate Boredom

An English teacher at a school in Bangkok has revealed how, during lessons with a particularly difficult and unresponsive young child, he became so thoroughly bored, that he regularly counted the number of windows in the condominium opposite. The...

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Funny story - Naughty Alabama Senior Girls Paddled for Wearing Inappropriate Prom Dresses

Naughty Alabama Senior Girls Paddled for Wearing Inappropriate Prom Dresses

Oxford, AL - Eighteen senior girls were singled out for wearing inappropriate dresses to their prom and given a punishment choice between paddling and 3 days' suspension. 17 of the girls chose paddling, while one chose the suspension. The girl who ch...

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Funny story - German Teens Condemn 'unfair' English Exam in Petition

German Teens Condemn 'unfair' English Exam in Petition

Grappling with Brexit in one English exam proved too much for more than 30,000 German school students, who are protesting in an online petition. About 31,000 students sat the English exam in the south-west German state of Baden-Württemberg but the pe...

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Funny story - Man Spotted Lad Wearing Fake Adidas Trainers

Man Spotted Lad Wearing Fake Adidas Trainers

Not all of us can afford the best in clothing and shoes, and often, we have to make do with cheaper substitutes. This was exactly the scenario at a Bangkok school this week, when an English instructor witnessed one of the students in one of his c...

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Funny story - Debra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton

Debra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton

NEW YORK (AP) As soon as the courts allow convicted sexual offender Debra Lafave to work again, the former school teacher will take a job with former President Bill Clinton. Spoof reporter Craven Morehead was told by President Clinton: "Miss Lafave...

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Funny story - Student Had "Wholly Inappropriate" Tattoo

Student Had "Wholly Inappropriate" Tattoo

A student at a school in Bangkok was seen to have had what has been described as an "inappropriate tattoo", it has been reported. The 13-year-old boy was seen sporting the temporary tattoo sometime back in 2011 or 2012, but I've only just remember...

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Funny story - Man Was Upset When Student Guessed His Age As "60"

Man Was Upset When Student Guessed His Age As "60"

A teacher in the Thai capital city of Bangkok was "crushed" when a student in his classroom guessed his age as 60, chuckling as he did. Moys Kenwood, 55, was asked his age by one of his more enthusiastic students, but he wasn't about to give the g...

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Funny story - Sister Paris Hilton gives tips to young women

Sister Paris Hilton gives tips to young women

BELMAR, NJ (AP) In her first public appearance since taking vows in the Catholic Church, Sister Paris Hilton gave a talk to an assembly of girls at the St. Rose High School in this seaside town. Touching on many topics important to young women, Siste...

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Funny story - Texas Adopts "Word A Day" Toilet Paper As Official Language Arts Course For High Schools

Texas Adopts "Word A Day" Toilet Paper As Official Language Arts Course For High Schools

Austin, TX - The Texas State Board of Education has voted to make "Word A Day" toilet paper the core Language Arts course for Texas public high schools. Some parents have voiced opposition to the change because Word A Day toilet paper is more exp...

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Funny story - Make-up Company the Cause of Declining Cultural Literacy Among Teenage Girls

Make-up Company the Cause of Declining Cultural Literacy Among Teenage Girls

(AP) The current lack of cultural literacy in the United States among high school students has been traced back to Avon catalogues.

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Funny story - Georgia to Shun Evolution in Schools

Georgia to Shun Evolution in Schools

If State Superintendent of Education Kathy Cox has her way Georgia school kids will graduate from high school having learned nothing about evolution; in fact likely they will have never even heard the word uttered in a science class.

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Funny story - Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Are Asked About Kristen Stewart

Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Are Asked About Kristen Stewart

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev were in Albuquerque on a stop on their promotional tour for their hit show. The two stars, who are also dating, appeared before a crowd of 900 cheering New...

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Funny story - Pastafarianism to be taught in Creationist Faith Schools

Pastafarianism to be taught in Creationist Faith Schools

In a landmark ruling the fabricated religion Pastafarianism, the religion of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is to be taught in Physics in US Creationist Faith Schools. "We are quite upset," said leading Creationist, Michael Behe. "For...

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Funny story - Math Teacher Unaware that Puns Aren't Cool Anymore

Math Teacher Unaware that Puns Aren't Cool Anymore

Michael Langley, a math teacher at Harrisburg High School, was reportedly unaware that puns aren't cool anymore. Chris Jarvis, a 11th grade student who has been in Langley's class for three straight years, remarks: "Mr. Langley keeps repeating th...

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Funny story - Greta Thunberg Is Falling Behind At School

Greta Thunberg Is Falling Behind At School

Greta Thunberg, the 16-year-old Swedish environmental activist on climate change, who consistently takes time off from school to carry on her work, has been told by her school that she is falling behind others in her class, and needs to address the s...

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Funny story - Some Teachers Actually Go into Teaching for the Money

Some Teachers Actually Go into Teaching for the Money

Apparently, it's the result of low expectations and outright confusion. "I used to work in Walmart," said one untenured teacher, two years into the profession. "I get at least twice the pay, but I also don't get the 5% discount, so it's a wash. I...

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Funny story - Student Allowed To Eat A Mentos Mint, Then Drink Coke, "In The Name Of Science"

Student Allowed To Eat A Mentos Mint, Then Drink Coke, "In The Name Of Science"

A science teacher at a school has said that he gave permission to one of his students to undertake the extraordinarily dangerous challenge of eating a Mentos mint and then quoffing a bottle of Coca Cola, "for the benefit of the other students", and "...

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Funny story - Teacher Embarrassed By Algebra Question

Teacher Embarrassed By Algebra Question

A teacher at a school in Bangkok was left red-faced on Friday after a student asked him a question about algebra that he could not answer. Moys Kenwood, 49, was teaching a Science lesson, during the course of which, the name 'Albert Einstein' came...

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