Funny story: Teacher Embarrassed By Algebra Question

Teacher Embarrassed By Algebra Question

A teacher at a school in Bangkok was left red-faced on Friday after a student asked him a question about algebra that he could not answer. Moys Kenwood, 49, was teaching a Science lesson, during the course of which, the name 'Albert Einstein' came...

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Funny story: Trump Will Sign Executive Order Removing Math and Science Classes From Schools

Trump Will Sign Executive Order Removing Math and Science Classes From Schools

Mar-A-Lago, FL Trump gave a speech on the golf course today and talked about how he will help safeguard the "future of America." Trump said, "I am tired of the United States coming in #39 and worse in the Global Scholastic Scores. And it's because...

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Funny story: Child Demands That His Insecure Parents Apologize To Overwhelmed, Burned-Out Teachers

Child Demands That His Insecure Parents Apologize To Overwhelmed, Burned-Out Teachers

Monroe County, Wisconsin. Feeling somewhat concerned that his parents may have been a couple of unenlightened douchebags who partied too much in college while screwing everything in sight before getting married, settling down, and then self-righteou...

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Funny story: New Study Determines Teenagers Are Not Getting Enough Sleep In Math Class

New Study Determines Teenagers Are Not Getting Enough Sleep In Math Class

A new research study published by the University of Eastleigh proved that teenagers aren't getting enough sleep in their math classes. Dr. Berns, the leading researcher on the project, explained: "Many teenagers struggle from a lack of sleep. Aft...

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Funny story: 7th Grade Essay Contest Winner Informed He Will Eventually Need To Find 'A Real Job' Despite His Natural Ability

7th Grade Essay Contest Winner Informed He Will Eventually Need To Find 'A Real Job' Despite His Natural Ability

Dane County, Wisconsin. After writing a purely outstanding paper explaining the reasons why individuals with 'narcissistic personality disorder' often have troubled intimate relationships, 13-year-old Kyle Lane was warned by teachers, administrators...

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Funny story: Idioms For Idiots

Idioms For Idiots

Students who are studying English as a Foreign Language (EFL) are always asking me about idioms. They seem to have a strange and unexplainable obsession with them. "Tea-cher, can you teach about idiom? I want to learn about idiom." It's not eas...

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Funny story: Man Looked A Right Twat At School Dancing Event

Man Looked A Right Twat At School Dancing Event

A man caught up in a school end-of-term celebration, was collared into taking part in some 'local dancing', and ended up looking like a right twat. Moys Kenwood was minding his own business watching the various antics provided by the children at t...

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Funny story: Student Had "Wholly Inappropriate" Tattoo

Student Had "Wholly Inappropriate" Tattoo

A student at a school in Bangkok was seen to have had what has been described as an "inappropriate tattoo", it has been reported. The 13-year-old boy was seen sporting the temporary tattoo sometime back in 2011 or 2012, but I've only just remember...

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Funny story: Disagreement Over Possible Curriculum Change Results In Brutal Violence

Disagreement Over Possible Curriculum Change Results In Brutal Violence

Winneshiek County, Iowa. A horrible fight broke out on the third floor of the administrative building at Loran College last Thursday at 5:35 pm when two education professors had a disagreement concerning the possible addition of another "Brain-Based...

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Funny story: Terror threat from midgets posing as kindergarten students: naked

Terror threat from midgets posing as kindergarten students: naked

Emmaus, PA, - As previously reported, yesterday the TSA responded to a terror incident at the 6th street elementary school in Emmaus. What appeared to be a simple terror incident is now clouded with possible teacher corruption. It has been reported...

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Funny story: Man Spotted Lad Wearing Fake Adidas Trainers

Man Spotted Lad Wearing Fake Adidas Trainers

Not all of us can afford the best in clothing and shoes, and often, we have to make do with cheaper substitutes. This was exactly the scenario at a Bangkok school this week, when an English instructor witnessed one of the students in one of his c...

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Funny story: Man At Bangkok School's Award Ceremony Didn't Have A Clue What Was Going On

Man At Bangkok School's Award Ceremony Didn't Have A Clue What Was Going On

A man invited to a school award ceremony in Bangkok which was conducted entirely in Thai, didn't have the faintest idea of what was going on around him. Moys Kenwood, 48, arrived at the ceremony just after first light on Sunday, and was guided to...

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Funny story: Naughty Alabama Senior Girls Paddled for Wearing Inappropriate Prom Dresses

Naughty Alabama Senior Girls Paddled for Wearing Inappropriate Prom Dresses

Oxford, AL - Eighteen senior girls were singled out for wearing inappropriate dresses to their prom and given a punishment choice between paddling and 3 days' suspension. 17 of the girls chose paddling, while one chose the suspension. The girl who ch...

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Funny story: Dinosaur Extinction Re-examined By God Squad's Teacher John

Dinosaur Extinction Re-examined By God Squad's Teacher John

Dinosaurs, which were thought to have disappeared from Earth more than 65 million years ago, did not, according to a teaching colleague of Spoof writer, Moys Kenwood. Teacher John, a Science 'expert', made the astounding claim during a long lectur...

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Funny story: Man Was Given Birthday Cake, Even Though It Wasn't His Birthday

Man Was Given Birthday Cake, Even Though It Wasn't His Birthday

A man thought all his birthdays had come at once, yesterday, when he was presented with a birthday cake, and wished "Happy Birthday!" - even though his birthday isn't until June! Moys Kenwood, still 48, was sitting at a computer working, when, out...

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Funny story: Man Has Learnt His Lesson

Man Has Learnt His Lesson

A man guilty of a catastrophic miscalculation has vowed never to make the same mistake again. The man, who spoke to us only on condition of anonymity, says that, although he acted with the best of intentions, he did so on impulse, and only realise...

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Funny story: Math Teacher Unaware that Puns Aren't Cool Anymore

Math Teacher Unaware that Puns Aren't Cool Anymore

Michael Langley, a math teacher at Harrisburg High School, was reportedly unaware that puns aren't cool anymore. Chris Jarvis, a 11th grade student who has been in Langley's class for three straight years, remarks: "Mr. Langley keeps repeating th...

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Funny story: Covington Catholic High School Takes the Boredom Out of Washington D.C. Tours

Covington Catholic High School Takes the Boredom Out of Washington D.C. Tours

Covington, Kentucky - It's a common complaint among today's teens. In high school they are sometimes loaded onto buses to spend a day or two on tedious tours of our nation’s Capitol, to visit sites of historical interest such as the Washington Monum...

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Funny story: Boy Sniffed Bicycle Seat

Boy Sniffed Bicycle Seat

Several people in the Hull area have made verbal statements to the effect that, back in 1976, they witnessed a schoolboy sniffing a bicycle seat. The incident happened at Sydney Smith High School, Anlaby, near Hull, and was seen by numerous 'frien...

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Funny story: Man Went To Bed Early

Man Went To Bed Early

There were raised eyebrows in at least one household in the Battambang area last night, when an Englishman living in the locality declared he was "retiring early", and trudged off up the stairs to bed. Moys Kenwood, 54, usually settles down for th...

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