Andy Dung, a school wierdo, makes a Big Mac
A MCDONALD’S fan Andy Dung, who believes he has the ultimate “Big Mac hack” has been called a lunatic by his school mates. Everton East ghetto dweller, Sir Andy Dung, whose Dad brought him home after a stay at a state mental hospital has claimed…
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Naughty Alabama Senior Girls Paddled for Wearing Inappropriate Prom Dresses
Oxford, AL - Eighteen senior girls were singled out for wearing inappropriate dresses to their prom and given a punishment choice between paddling and 3 days' suspension. 17 of the girls chose paddling, while one chose the suspension. The girl who ch...
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Where are they now? Izal Toilet Paper
Izal medicated toilet tissue? Don't make me laugh. If you don't remember it, you are lucky. This shiny, waterproof, abrasive product was routinely found in workplaces, hospitals, school toilets and public conveniences, probably intending to discou...
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Debra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton
NEW YORK (AP) As soon as the courts allow convicted sexual offender Debra Lafave to work again, the former school teacher will take a job with former President Bill Clinton. Spoof reporter Craven Morehead was told by President Clinton: "Miss Lafave...
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Vanessa Hudgens Goes Into Labor While Filming High School Musical 3!!
We all know that, High School Musical star, Vanessa Hudgens was preganant by co-star, Zac Efron. Well, one day when they were all filming, Vanessa started yelling and screaming, that her water broke (as she got pregnant last year.)...
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Man Spotted Lad Wearing Fake Adidas Trainers
Not all of us can afford the best in clothing and shoes, and often, we have to make do with cheaper substitutes. This was exactly the scenario at a Bangkok school this week, when an English instructor witnessed one of the students in one of his c...
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Man Arrived At Work Only To Be Told To Go Home Again
Greta Thunberg Is Falling Behind At School
The Meanest Teacher In America "Mr. Sniffles" Needs To Have His Butt Kicked!
Shocking New Stats Reveal That 76% Of UK Teechers R Bearly Litrit
Sex Ordinary School in Trouble
Man Was Almost Late For Work
Easter Bunny runs amuck in Canadian Elementary School
Man Produced Fart That Lasted About 25 Seconds
Some Teachers Actually Go into Teaching for the Money
Boy Sniffed Bicycle Seat
School Teacher's Shame
Parents object to condoms in sex ed lessons
Teacher Was Tempted To Fart In Student's Face
A student who was showing off to his friends and indulging in the centuries-old prank of walking close behind a teacher and emulating his every move, ran the very real risk of inviting vengeance on a hitherto-unknown scale, when the teacher briefly c…
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Sister Paris Hilton gives tips to young women
BELMAR, NJ (AP) In her first public appearance since taking vows in the Catholic Church, Sister Paris Hilton gave a talk to an assembly of girls at the St. Rose High School in this seaside town. Touching on many topics important to young women, Siste...
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Teacher Taught Lesson Wearing Only His Underpants
A teacher who was unavoidably late for his lesson was ultimately forced to 'cut some corners' this morning whilst getting dressed, and ended up by having to teach his students whilst wearing only his underpants. The teacher cannot be named for 'le…
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Gonzalez: Jesus bumper stickers are 'insurrection'
The freedom of speech case Morse vs. Frederick involving high school student rights has come to the attention of U.S. Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales.
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Free 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers
In a wave of vandalism stretching across dozens of states, "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" stickers have begun to appear on cars and other private property.
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German Teens Condemn 'unfair' English Exam in Petition
Grappling with Brexit in one English exam proved too much for more than 30,000 German school students, who are protesting in an online petition. About 31,000 students sat the English exam in the south-west German state of Baden-Württemberg but the pe...
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Spelling Bee to Buzz in Illiterate Brains
Later this year, American politicians from all sides of all aisles will have to undergo a mandatory basic math and spelling test, which is usually designed for Fourth Graders. There have been too many dumb things said by certain politicians (to be…
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Student who electrocuted his own nipples sues teacher - yes, it can only happen in America
An American student is suing his teacher, the school district and the city of Dover in New Hampshire for not telling him that electrocuting his own nipples is dangerous. The 18 year old meat head voluntarily attached electric clamps to himself the...
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Making American Schools Ready to Kill Again
Well, American school children will be heading back to school soon, and boy are they terrified! “I don’t wanna go! No no NOOOOOOOOO!” screamed a cute little lad going into second grade. “Will I die this year, mommy?” asked an adorable gal “look…
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A 7-Foot-10-Inch Tall High School Sophomore Scores 193 Points In a Basketball Game
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - The Johnny Appleseed Fighting Applepickers defeated their crosstown district rivals The Mary Todd Lincoln High School Vultures by a score of 203-47. The halftime score in Cheyenne's Buffalo Stampede Arena was Appleseed 181 - Li...
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Texas School Principal: 'I spanked her cheatin ass!'
SPRINGTOWN, TX (ABSNN) - John Wannabeter is a well-respected, "no nonsense" high school Vice Principal at SHS. He is known as a fair administrator, but a hard-ass by his students. Last week an 18-year-old female student was caught cheating and susp...
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Spoof Saga Blamed for UK Teacher's Infatuation & Seduction of 16 year Old 'Pirate' Student
A 39 year old married Administrator of a UK school has been charged with the seduction and the carrying on of a 10 month affair with a 16 year old student in her charge characterized as her 'gorgeous Pirate.' The woman, who can not be named in ord...
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Terror threat from midgets posing as kindergarten students: naked
Emmaus, PA, - As previously reported, yesterday the TSA responded to a terror incident at the 6th street elementary school in Emmaus. What appeared to be a simple terror incident is now clouded with possible teacher corruption. It has been reported...
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Sister Paris Hilton gives tips to young women
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Free 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers
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Vanessa Hudgens Goes Into Labor While Filming High School Musical 3!!
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Spoof Saga Blamed for UK Teacher's Infatuation & Seduction of 16 year Old 'Pirate' Student
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Texas School Principal: 'I spanked her cheatin ass!'
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A 7-Foot-10-Inch Tall High School Sophomore Scores 193 Points In a Basketball Game
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Where are they now? Izal Toilet Paper
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Teacher Was Tempted To Fart In Student's Face
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Spelling Bee to Buzz in Illiterate Brains
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Andy Dung, a school wierdo, makes a Big Mac
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Debra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton
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Gonzalez: Jesus bumper stickers are 'insurrection'
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Naughty Alabama Senior Girls Paddled for Wearing Inappropriate Prom Dresses
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Student who electrocuted his own nipples sues teacher - yes, it can only happen in America
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Terror threat from midgets posing as kindergarten students: naked
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German Teens Condemn 'unfair' English Exam in Petition
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Boy Picks His Nose And Eats Result
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Man Spotted Lad Wearing Fake Adidas Trainers
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Teacher Taught Lesson Wearing Only His Underpants
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Making American Schools Ready to Kill Again
