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Increased School 'Drop-Out' Rate Pleases Both Teachers And Administrators Alike

Funny story: Increased School 'Drop-Out' Rate Pleases Both Teachers And Administrators Alike

La Crosse, Wisconsin. Although they didn't want to admit it, teachers and administrators at Lincoln High School have been extremely pleased with the increasing numbers of students from troubled homes who are dropping out of school at higher and high...

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Covington Catholic High School Takes the Boredom Out of Washington D.C. Tours

Covington, Kentucky - It's a common complaint among today's teens. In high school they are sometimes loaded onto buses to spend a day or two on tedious tours of our nation’s Capitol, to visit sites of historical interest such as the Washington Monum...

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Man Spotted Lad Wearing Fake Adidas Trainers

Funny story: Man Spotted Lad Wearing Fake Adidas Trainers

Not all of us can afford the best in clothing and shoes, and often, we have to make do with cheaper substitutes. This was exactly the scenario at a Bangkok school this week, when an English instructor witnessed one of the students in one of his c...

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Man Did Sudoku During Bangkok School's Award Ceremony

Funny story: Man Did Sudoku During Bangkok School's Award Ceremony

A teacher invited to a Bangkok school's award ceremony for the sole purpose of being a 'foreign specimen' with which students' parents could satisfy themselves their children were getting a 'good education', completed Sudoku puzzles during it. Mo...

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Man Was Given Birthday Cake, Even Though It Wasn't His Birthday

Funny story: Man Was Given Birthday Cake, Even Though It Wasn't His Birthday

A man thought all his birthdays had come at once, yesterday, when he was presented with a birthday cake, and wished "Happy Birthday!" - even though his birthday isn't until June! Moys Kenwood, still 48, was sitting at a computer working, when, out...

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Man At Bangkok School's Award Ceremony Didn't Have A Clue What Was Going On

Funny story: Man At Bangkok School's Award Ceremony Didn't Have A Clue What Was Going On

A man invited to a school award ceremony in Bangkok which was conducted entirely in Thai, didn't have the faintest idea of what was going on around him. Moys Kenwood, 48, arrived at the ceremony just after first light on Sunday, and was guided to...

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Man Has Learnt His Lesson

Funny story: Man Has Learnt His Lesson

A man guilty of a catastrophic miscalculation has vowed never to make the same mistake again. The man, who spoke to us only on condition of anonymity, says that, although he acted with the best of intentions, he did so on impulse, and only realise...

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Boy Sniffed Bicycle Seat

Funny story: Boy Sniffed Bicycle Seat

Several people in the Hull area have made verbal statements to the effect that, back in 1976, they witnessed a schoolboy sniffing a bicycle seat. The incident happened at Sydney Smith High School, Anlaby, near Hull, and was seen by numerous 'frien...

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Elastic In Man's Underpants Went Slack

Funny story: Elastic In Man's Underpants Went Slack

There was almost an embarrassing situation for one man at a school in Battambang this morning, when, standing teaching students in a science class, he felt the elastic in his underpants slacken, and then the unmistakable feeling of sagging, as they s...

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School Director Spoke As If He Had Wooden Jaws

Funny story: School Director Spoke As If He Had Wooden Jaws

The Director of a school in Bangkok spoke in such a way that, anyone listening to him would have assumed that the man's jaws had been fashioned from wood. The man, who can't be named because I don't fancy the repercussions, looked rather like he w...

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Man Was Upset When Student Guessed His Age As "60"

Funny story: Man Was Upset When Student Guessed His Age As "60"

A teacher in the Thai capital city of Bangkok was "crushed" when student in his classroom guessed his age as 60, chuckling as he did. Moys Kenwood, 55, was asked his age by one of his more enthusiastic students, but he wasn't about to give the gam...

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Students Left 'Reeling' After They Learn That Teacher Will Be On Leave For A While

Funny story: Students Left 'Reeling' After They Learn That Teacher Will Be On Leave For A While

Students at a school in Bangkok were left 'reeling', when they were told their Science teacher would be taking some holiday leave, and would be going back to England for a while. The students learnt the news - one of the few things they have learn...

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Man Cut Finger On Door Latch, And Almost Bled To Death

Funny story: Man Cut Finger On Door Latch, And Almost Bled To Death

A teacher in a hurry to urinate was left ruing his decision to stop and lock a toilet door today, after he cut his finger on the metal latch, and almost bled to death. Moys Kenwood, 55, was, aside from two receptionists who were working at the fro...

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Seven Year Old Wrongly Accused In Game Of Cops & Robbers

Controversy embroiled Franklin Baxter Elementary today when seven-year-old, Lewis Blackman, was wrongly accused in a friendly game of Cops & Robbers during lunch recess. The young boy, who was participating in an adjacent game of Rock, Paper, Sci...

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Dinosaur Extinction Re-examined By God Squad's Teacher John

Funny story: Dinosaur Extinction Re-examined By God Squad's Teacher John

Dinosaurs, which were thought to have disappeared from Earth more than 65 million years ago, did not, according to a teaching colleague of Spoof writer, Moys Kenwood. Teacher John, a Science 'expert', made the astounding claim during a long lectur...

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Crapper in the Crapper

Funny story: Crapper in the Crapper

Shithole, New JoiseyThom Crapper, 42, the former superintendent of a New Joisey Skool District, took a leave of flatulence—uh, absence—after he was identified as the “mystery pooper” who left “deposits” on a rival high school's track. “I couldn't hel...

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Man Produced Fart That Lasted About 25 Seconds

Funny story: Man Produced Fart That Lasted About 25 Seconds

A teacher has told of how an enormous build-up of gas in his intestine led to him releasing a fart that lasted about 25 seconds. Moys Kenwood, 55, had been sitting at a computer, planning a lesson for about one hour, when he felt that he needed t...

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Snot Hanging Out Of Kid's Nose Was Nearly A Foot Long

Funny story: Snot Hanging Out Of Kid's Nose Was Nearly A Foot Long

There was horror on a horrific scale in a local school this morning, when a student in a Science class sneezed, and produced a horrifying 'creature' almost as long as a ruler, that hung out of his nose ! The dirty Snotfest took place around 9am, a...

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