Funny story - Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver

Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver

London bus driver Theopholis Papadopuolos McMurphy today re-ignited the controversy over whether or not Lady Gaga has a penis, by tossing a new theory into the mix. McMurphy postulated the theory that Lady Gaga's penis isn't really a penis at all,...

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Funny story - Lady Gaga Admits That It's True - She Has Cottage Cheese Thighs

Lady Gaga Admits That It's True - She Has Cottage Cheese Thighs

BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga showed some of her fans and passersby that she could also be known as Lady Gag-Gag. The famed singer was seen wearing a black studded teddy, with indigo black fishnet stockings, and midnight black Velcro suspenders that basic...

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Funny story - Justin Bieber, Cheryl Cole, and Lady Gaga To Perform at The Halftime of The World Cup Soccer Game Between North Korea and The Ivory Coast

Justin Bieber, Cheryl Cole, and Lady Gaga To Perform at The Halftime of The World Cup Soccer Game Between North Korea and The Ivory Coast

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber was having lunch at a local Jack-in-The-Box when he received a text message from his manager. He was informing him that the president of North Korea Kim Jong Il had just offered him 10 million Wons [$698,913 U.S.] to p...

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Funny story - The 2010 Grammy Awards: Taylor Made For Taylor Swift

The 2010 Grammy Awards: Taylor Made For Taylor Swift

HOLLYWOOD - Lady Gaga opened The 52nd Grammy Awards Show along with Sir Elton John. They performed the Elton John song "Tiny Dancer" and dedicated it to rap artist Lil Kim who stands 4 foot 3. Lady Gaga and Lady Haha then performed a second song,...

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Funny story - Giant foot crushes Antville; 234 dead

Giant foot crushes Antville; 234 dead

According to Mr. Redbody, guard number 3425 of the colony, rescue workers today searched for victims of a giant foot that tripped through several local colonies this weekend, killing at least 234 in Antville, where a devastating foot touched down and...

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Funny story - Inquiry; Lady Gaga replied she's going to run for President

Inquiry; Lady Gaga replied she's going to run for President

I got some emails from whom I believe is either Lady Gaga or her producers encouraging the idea that she is going to announce her candidacy for President on 11/11/11. I can't prove that's who the emails are from but whoever sent them is relating information about her new video Born This Way that it would seem only her inner circle would know about. My impression is that they want to build this int...

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Funny story - Lady Gaga Added to Periodic Table of Elements

Lady Gaga Added to Periodic Table of Elements

Chemist Richard Christie recently discovered the latest addition to the Periodic Table of Elements-GaGa or as his geek friends call it gaganesium. After his historic discovery, Christie promised himself and the world that he would honor the great...

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Funny story - Lady Gaga Discloses That She Is Changing Her Name

Lady Gaga Discloses That She Is Changing Her Name

NEW YORK CITY - The popular female singer known as Lady Gaga has just informed the music world that she has decided to change her professional name. Lady Gaga, whose real name is Joanne Angelina Germanotta, said that she now realizes that the name...

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Funny story - Global Armageddon a Bust, God Only Pissed Off at Iceland

Global Armageddon a Bust, God Only Pissed Off at Iceland

Despite desperate and heartfelt pleas for repentance from Reverend Camping and loyal (and now financially destitute) members of the E-Bible Fellowship Church, the predicted May 21 date of Armageddon has come and gone and the Earth was not, apparently...

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Funny story - Planet Mars Reports "I've Got a Secret"

Planet Mars Reports "I've Got a Secret"

Well, actually, make that plural: SECRETS. There's definitely more than one. NASA is being tightlipped, only saying that the rover Curiosity has discovered something exciting that warrants further investigation. Supposedly more info is forth...

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Funny story - Lady Gaga Caught Surfing "In The Buff" Down At Cabo San Lucas

Lady Gaga Caught Surfing "In The Buff" Down At Cabo San Lucas

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Lady Gaga flew down to Mexico to get away from the maddening crowd of El Lay as well as to ease her mind regarding her recent highly publicized feud with Beyonce and the lawsuit filed against her by The Lady Gaga Day Care Cen...

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Funny story - Fundamentalist groups and Lady Gaga fans clash at concert venue

Fundamentalist groups and Lady Gaga fans clash at concert venue

MANILA, PHILIPPINES (Acme World News) -- Christian fundamentalist groups and Lady Gaga fans had a heated debate outside the SM Mall of Asia, where Lady Gaga will have a concert. The fundamentalists protest to cancel the concert because some songs...

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Funny story - Porn Pop - the latest desperate 'music' genre

Porn Pop - the latest desperate 'music' genre

A new pigeon hole has had to be created to accommodate what is fast becoming and endemic poison on the music scene. Dubbed 'Porn Pop', it encompasses 'artists' such as Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus and Beyoncé, who although profess to be serious...

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Funny story - Lady Gaga Addresses Those Persistent Hermaphrodite Rumors

Lady Gaga Addresses Those Persistent Hermaphrodite Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Noted singer Lady Gaga says she cannot decide whether she is a New York Mets fan or a New York Yankees fan. Speaking to reporters in the parking lot outside of Yankee Stadium Gaga was asked if there is something in the crotch of he...

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Funny story - Bad Romance: So What's the Skinny?

Bad Romance: So What's the Skinny?

Given the assignment to write about the subject of Bad Romance, spoof reporter Gail Farrelly grabbed her trusty tape recorder and set out to collect the opinions of a number of experts in the field. A meticulous researcher, Farrelly went to the ends of the earth and beyond to get the whole scoop. Here are her findings -- expressed in direct quotes from the interviewees, who were asked: What...

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Funny story - Lady Gaga's vagina vanishes at lollapalooza

Lady Gaga's vagina vanishes at lollapalooza

Last night after performing at the Lollapalooza festival and doing a careless perilous stage dive. Lady Gaga got very sick. First aid paramedics at the scene thought it was either a kidney stone or perhaps a gall bladder infection. As the pain worse...

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Funny story - Lady Gaga Records A Song About President Trump

Lady Gaga Records A Song About President Trump

NEW YORK CITY – Lady Gaga, who is a singer, an actress, a model, and even a pole dancer on occasion, has just come out of the recording studio. She sat down with Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine, and said that she truly enjoyed recording...

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Funny story - Lady Gaga Furious! Says That A TSA 'Pat Down' Should Not Last Twenty Minutes

Lady Gaga Furious! Says That A TSA 'Pat Down' Should Not Last Twenty Minutes

SAN FRANCISCO - Lady Gaga had just finished performing at the famous Cow Pasture Palace in San Francisco when she was asked about her 'pat down' incident down at LAX Airport in Los Angeles. Gaga told a reporter for West Coast Mirror magazine, Sigo...

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Funny story - Kansas, Missouri, and Iowa Have Banned Lady Gaga Concerts

Kansas, Missouri, and Iowa Have Banned Lady Gaga Concerts

WATERLOO, Iowa - Three Midwest states have just given notice that they are officially banning Lady Gaga from performing in their states. A spokesperson for Iowa stated that Lady Gaga's Vomit Act, which she performed at the SXSW Festival in Austin...

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Funny story - No Malarkey, Giant Eyeball Found on Florida Beach!

No Malarkey, Giant Eyeball Found on Florida Beach!

Things will never be the same in Pompano Beach, Florida. Not since a giant blue eyeball was found on the beach there. No definite info yet as to how it got there or who owns it. As news of the eyeball spread, there were a variety of reactions. "I say it belongs to big brother," said a Florida teenager. "He's always watching, y'know." An older lady on the beach was sure the eyebal...

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