Funny story: Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver

Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver

London bus driver Theopholis Papadopuolos McMurphy today re-ignited the controversy over whether or not Lady Gaga has a penis, by tossing a new theory into the mix. McMurphy postulated the theory that Lady Gaga's penis isn't really a penis at all,...

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Funny story: Shelley Dufresne and Rachel Respess fight New Hampshire's Supreme Court

Shelley Dufresne and Rachel Respess fight New Hampshire's Supreme Court

Occurring in the God-forsaken and ghoulish state of New Hampshire , the state's highest court has upheld the draconian convictions of several women arrested for being bare-breasted on a grimy New Hampshire beach. The lawyer representing the women,...

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Funny story: Madonna Demands That Lady Gaga Pay Her Royalties

Madonna Demands That Lady Gaga Pay Her Royalties

NEW YORK CITY - Attorney's for Madonna have filed a motion in New York City's 13th District Court regarding what they are alleging to be copyright infringement. The writ which was filed in Judge Payman "Skipper" Alderbeer's court stipulates that t...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga's vagina vanishes at lollapalooza

Lady Gaga's vagina vanishes at lollapalooza

Last night after performing at the Lollapalooza festival and doing a careless perilous stage dive. Lady Gaga got very sick. First aid paramedics at the scene thought it was either a kidney stone or perhaps a gall bladder infection. As the pain worse...

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Funny story: Gagadoo as Lady Gaga agrees to perform with Black Lace

Gagadoo as Lady Gaga agrees to perform with Black Lace

Lady Gaga has agreed to perform with the band Black Lace who recorded the novelty song Agadoo the song that everybody wants to seem to play at parties. Agadoo was voted as the fourth most annoying song of all time in a survey for Dotmusic in 2000...

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Funny story: Hugh Jackman stalked by Lady Gaga

Hugh Jackman stalked by Lady Gaga

Hugh Jackman got the surprise of his life during the weekend. An ugly looking woman that appeared drunk screamed out "I love you Wolverine" as she chased the handsome actor with a bowl of linguine while he was at a New York City gym, Jackman's pub...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Denies The Ann Coulter Lesbian Rumor

Lady Gaga Denies The Ann Coulter Lesbian Rumor

NEW YORK CITY - Lady Gaga is furious at the fact that she was at a local supermarket and saw a photo of her and GOP pundit Ann Coulter with the caption The Musically Political World of Lesbianism. Lady Gaga called up the offices of the supermarket...

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Funny story: NFL Investigating Gaga's Concussion; Madonna Suspected

NFL Investigating Gaga's Concussion; Madonna Suspected

New York City - The National Football League's Special Task Force on Head Injuries has begun a formal investigation of a recent onstage incident involving Lady Gaga, a metal pipe and a concussion. Gaga suffered the concussion earlier this week dur...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Added to Periodic Table of Elements

Lady Gaga Added to Periodic Table of Elements

Chemist Richard Christie recently discovered the latest addition to the Periodic Table of Elements-GaGa or as his geek friends call it gaganesium. After his historic discovery, Christie promised himself and the world that he would honor the great...

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Funny story: Lady Gras Gras turns into Milk Woman

Lady Gras Gras turns into Milk Woman

Despite her petite waistline, Lady Gaga has a been given a new title for her love of cholesterol particularly amongst the French, Lady Gras Gras. Although her outfits range from an enormous variety of accessories, one common theme for award shows...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga To Wear Spookly The Square Pumpkin at Charlie Sheen's Halloween Bash

Lady Gaga To Wear Spookly The Square Pumpkin at Charlie Sheen's Halloween Bash

HOLLYWOOD - There are six days remaining until America's favorite holiday where every age has a party to go to, where everyone wears whoever they want to be, where Lady Gaga says it's okay to be square. Never mind the fact that the party will take...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Addresses Those Persistent Hermaphrodite Rumors

Lady Gaga Addresses Those Persistent Hermaphrodite Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Noted singer Lady Gaga says she cannot decide whether she is a New York Mets fan or a New York Yankees fan. Speaking to reporters in the parking lot outside of Yankee Stadium Gaga was asked if there is something in the crotch of he...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Taking Vow Of Silence & Meekness

Lady Gaga Taking Vow Of Silence & Meekness

According to her agent, Lady Gaga is taking a comparative vow of silence for the next year to refresh herself and see what she wants to do for the next few years. "I guess you noticed that she didn't say anything outrageous during her latest inter...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Caught Surfing "In The Buff" Down At Cabo San Lucas

Lady Gaga Caught Surfing "In The Buff" Down At Cabo San Lucas

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Lady Gaga flew down to Mexico to get away from the maddening crowd of El Lay as well as to ease her mind regarding her recent highly publicized feud with Beyonce and the lawsuit filed against her by The Lady Gaga Day Care Cen...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Admits That It's True - She Has Cottage Cheese Thighs

Lady Gaga Admits That It's True - She Has Cottage Cheese Thighs

BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga showed some of her fans and passersby that she could also be known as Lady Gag-Gag. The famed singer was seen wearing a black studded teddy, with indigo black fishnet stockings, and midnight black Velcro suspenders that basic...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga excommunicated after becoming a priest

Lady Gaga excommunicated after becoming a priest

Lady Gaga has almost completed an on-line course to become a priest, capable of marrying homosexual couples at her concerts. As a devout Catholic, this has angered the Roman Catholic church in two regards. "First off," said bishop Lee Basher, a...

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Funny story: NY Mets Seek New Manager; Males Need Not Apply

NY Mets Seek New Manager; Males Need Not Apply

At a recent press conference at which the owners of the New York Mets announced that they were giving the team manager a walk, they also explained that they were pursuing an entirely new managerial strategy. They will hire a female for the job.

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Funny story: Bad Romance: So What's the Skinny?

Bad Romance: So What's the Skinny?

Given the assignment to write about the subject of Bad Romance, spoof reporter Gail Farrelly grabbed her trusty tape recorder and set out to collect the opinions of a number of experts in the field. A meticulous researcher, Farrelly went to the ends of the earth and beyond to get the whole scoop. Here are her findings -- expressed in direct quotes from the interviewees, who were asked: What...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga had a relationship with Father

Lady Gaga had a relationship with Father

Lady Gaga never wanted to speak out about Father until now when her manager advised her to tell people her side of the story. "I encouraged her to tell people where it hurts, so she can experience self hypnotherapy, and the world will see her a...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Caught Skinny Dipping

Lady Gaga Caught Skinny Dipping

SANTA MONICA BEACH - Lady Gaga recently remarked that she cannot understand why Barbara Walters of The View is so obsessed with the fact that the songstress has gained quite a bit of weight of late. Lady Gaga stated that she wants everyone to know...

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