Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver
London bus driver Theopholis Papadopuolos McMurphy today re-ignited the controversy over whether or not Lady Gaga has a penis, by tossing a new theory into the mix. McMurphy postulated the theory that Lady Gaga's penis isn't really a penis at all,...
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Lady Gaga Says She is Planning on Recording Her Next Album While Totally Naked
NEW YORK CITY – The Roundabout Record Company has announced to the public that they have signed the infamous Lady Gaga to record a new album. A rep for RRC stated that the album will include songs written by Lady Gaga, as well as by Ringo Starr, R…
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Lady Gaga - "I love the rumor that I have a penis"
In a recent interview, Lady Gaga admitted she just loves the rumors that she has a penis (hmm okay). Despite clearing up speculation as to whether or not she's a man or woman, she (Lady Gaga) says the rumors keep erecting (LOL). But the tough stuf...
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Rolling Stones Legendary Drummer Charlie Watts Steals the “Together at Home” Virtual Concert with His Amazing Air Drumming
NEW YORK CITY – Lady Gaga dreamed up the idea for a show for all of the people who are sheltering-in-place, and as a tribute to the millions of health care workers. She had a total of 127 singers and musicians perform on ABC, CBS, NBC, Telemundo,...
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Lady Gaga excommunicated after becoming a priest
Lady Gaga has almost completed an on-line course to become a priest, capable of marrying homosexual couples at her concerts. As a devout Catholic, this has angered the Roman Catholic church in two regards. "First off," said bishop Lee Basher, a...
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Lady Gaga Reveals That Donald Trump Molested Her When She Was Only 27-Years-Old
NEW YORK CITY – Lady Gaga recently spoke with a reporter with The New York Sun Observer, and revealed a secret that she has been keeping to herself for several years. The famed singer was recently performing at Manhattan’s Musical Notes Lounge in…
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Lady Gaga Denies She's Changing Music Genres
Bad Romance: So What's the Skinny?
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Divorce Inevitable
Kansas, Missouri, and Iowa Have Banned Lady Gaga Concerts
Lady GaGa - Wardrobe Malfunction or Bodily Function Malfunction?
Lady Gaga and Heidi Montag To Buy The Texas Nude Maid Service Company
Reg Bond Reveals Why He Quit As Lady Gaga's Bodyguard And Went Home To Burnley
Lady Gaga goes to war against Los Zetas
Lady Gaga Turns Down Airport Scanners, Welcomes Search!
Elvis Presley offers Lady Gaga career advice
Lady Gaga To Make Her Acting Debut
Lady Gaga to appear in award-winning U.K. series
Lady Gaga Addresses Those Persistent Hermaphrodite Rumors
NEW YORK CITY - Noted singer Lady Gaga says she cannot decide whether she is a New York Mets fan or a New York Yankees fan. Speaking to reporters in the parking lot outside of Yankee Stadium Gaga was asked if there is something in the crotch of he...
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Lady GaGa 'gagging for it' at Crossbow Cannibal tribute gig
Manchster - (Bloody Cheek Mess): "Eat yer heart out, Manchester!" was last night's gory theme at Lady GaGa's MENtal Arena cannibal tribute gig. A vampiristic rendition of Janis Joplin's classic Piece of My Heart stunned concertgoers who watched in...
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Lady Gaga Admits That It's True - She Has Cottage Cheese Thighs
BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga showed some of her fans and passersby that she could also be known as Lady Gag-Gag. The famed singer was seen wearing a black studded teddy, with indigo black fishnet stockings, and midnight black Velcro suspenders that basic...
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Lady Gaga In Hairy Legs Mystery
Nobody is really sure how it started but rumours abounded in the entertainment world last night that singer/fashion icon Lady Gaga has got really hairy legs. Some commentators maintain that the hairy legs jibes first saw the light of day on a sati...
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Lady Gaga cross-breeds chicken with peacock to form human-life sized egg
Backstage at Lady Gaga's interview with Jay Leno on Valentine's Day there was some undiscovered footage of their conversation behind the scenes. Although he had questioned her publicly about her outfits and get-up at the Grammy's one day prior to the...
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Lady Gaga Arrested For Flashing Cars In Los Angeles!
Saying "This will just ruin my reputation", Lady Gaga was arrested this morning for flashing cars on the Los Angeles Freeway. "Please, Please don't let this get into the press or I don't know what I will do." "Lady", stated police officer Richa...
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Lady Gaga's vagina vanishes at lollapalooza
Last night after performing at the Lollapalooza festival and doing a careless perilous stage dive. Lady Gaga got very sick. First aid paramedics at the scene thought it was either a kidney stone or perhaps a gall bladder infection. As the pain worse...
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Lady Gaga Discloses That She Is Changing Her Name
NEW YORK CITY - The popular female singer known as Lady Gaga has just informed the music world that she has decided to change her professional name. Lady Gaga, whose real name is Joanne Angelina Germanotta, said that she now realizes that the name...
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Lady Gaga Records A Song About President Trump
NEW YORK CITY – Lady Gaga, who is a singer, an actress, a model, and even a pole dancer on occasion, has just come out of the recording studio. She sat down with Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine, and said that she truly enjoyed recording...
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Lady Gaga going bald and losing her pubes too!
Lady Gaga has admitted; "I'm going bald" and in desperation has asked Elton John the name of his hair designer and how much it costs to have a woven mop just like his. The reason for Lady Gaga announcing this fact is a slight dichotomy of the trut...
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Lady Gaga Gets Makeup Tips from Raccoons Invading NYC
There have been so many raccoons spotted in New York City lately that a bill has been introduced in the City Council requiring the city to be responsible for trapping these uninvited visitors. But where some see a menace, entertainer Lady Ga...
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Lady Gaga To Wear Spookly The Square Pumpkin at Charlie Sheen's Halloween Bash
HOLLYWOOD - There are six days remaining until America's favorite holiday where every age has a party to go to, where everyone wears whoever they want to be, where Lady Gaga says it's okay to be square. Never mind the fact that the party will take...
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Inquiry; Lady Gaga replied she's going to run for President
I got some emails from whom I believe is either Lady Gaga or her producers encouraging the idea that she is going to announce her candidacy for President on 11/11/11. I can't prove that's who the emails are from but whoever sent them is relating information about her new video Born This Way that it would seem only her inner circle would know about. My impression is that they want to build this int...
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