Lady Gaga Sharted – Fans Go Wild and Shit Themselves in Support
Miami Beach, Botswana, Lady Gaga had a sold out concert last night, and this reporter had a blast to see history in the making … but it’s not why you think! As Gaga was singing “Po-po-po-po-pokerface …” she sharted. (A combo between a fart and…
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Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver
London bus driver Theopholis Papadopuolos McMurphy today re-ignited the controversy over whether or not Lady Gaga has a penis, by tossing a new theory into the mix. McMurphy postulated the theory that Lady Gaga's penis isn't really a penis at all,...
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Lady Gaga Admits That It's True - She Has Cottage Cheese Thighs
BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga showed some of her fans and passersby that she could also be known as Lady Gag-Gag. The famed singer was seen wearing a black studded teddy, with indigo black fishnet stockings, and midnight black Velcro suspenders that basic...
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Lady Gaga claims she is bigger than Madonna
Lady Gaga claims she is bigger than Madonna but she is only 5ft 1", while Madonna is 5ft 4" tall, three inches taller. When advised of the height difference she said "I am still bigger than Madonna I weigh 110lbs, whereas Madonna weighs only 100lb...
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Lady Gaga and Kate Gosselin Were Spotted Sunbathing Down in Cozumel, Mexico
COZUMEL, Mexico – (Satire News) - Singer Lady Gaga and reality show princess Kate Gosselin were spotted sunbathing in the nude at the Eva Longoria Commemorative Beach, down in the Mexican resort town of Cozumel. TMZ recently reported that there we…
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Lady Gaga excommunicated after becoming a priest
Lady Gaga has almost completed an on-line course to become a priest, capable of marrying homosexual couples at her concerts. As a devout Catholic, this has angered the Roman Catholic church in two regards. "First off," said bishop Lee Basher, a...
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Arnold Schwarzenegger gets ready for Volcanic Ash Cloud
Christina Aguilera and Lady Gaga Deny Those Ever Persistent Lesbian Rumors
Blue Mozzarella Balls Shock Italians
Lady Gaga To Wear Spookly The Square Pumpkin at Charlie Sheen's Halloween Bash
Lady Gaga wants to perform in Iceland wearing fiery headgear
Lady Gaga gets Tango'd after drinking Tango
It's Lady Gaga In 'a Slam Dunk' Over Obama!
Lady Gaga's Bedazzling Deal With The Devil Exposed!
Lady Gaga going bald and losing her pubes too!
Planet Mars Reports "I've Got a Secret"
Lady Gaga wants Nanny McPhee's hat
Lady Gaga Reveals That Donald Trump Molested Her When She Was Only 27-Years-Old
Lady Gaga Added to Periodic Table of Elements
Chemist Richard Christie recently discovered the latest addition to the Periodic Table of Elements-GaGa or as his geek friends call it gaganesium. After his historic discovery, Christie promised himself and the world that he would honor the great...
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Lady Gaga Ties Burlington Bertie's Bow In Savoy Hotel Love Tryst
Okay, that was what several London tabloids were reporting yesterday. But is it true? "Absolutely not, it's a bunch of hooey," said Lady Gaga, who gave an exclusive interview to a Spoof reporter who happened to spot the famous duo sharing a cupp...
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Terminal 5 suspect package belonged to Lady Gaga
The examination of a suspect package that temporarily closed a section of Terminal 5 is rumoured to have belonged to pop diva Lady Gaga. A spokesman confirmed the incident saying they were aware of the allegation that the pop biscuit may have been...
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Lady Gaga Says She Does Not Have a Penis
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – For years and years, many pundits and fans have speculated that Lady Gaga was really a male who managed to suppress her male member. Lady Gaga says she has denied that rumor at least 3,000 times. She told RumorLand News…
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Lady Gaga waxwork savaged by dogs
Madam Toussard's have simultaneously unveiled their latest Waxwork at all six of their exhibits in London, Tokyo, New York, Madrid, Paris and Blackpool. Each one has been dressed differently, with weird and wacky hats and an array of excellent qua...
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Lady Gaga's vagina vanishes at lollapalooza
Last night after performing at the Lollapalooza festival and doing a careless perilous stage dive. Lady Gaga got very sick. First aid paramedics at the scene thought it was either a kidney stone or perhaps a gall bladder infection. As the pain worse...
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Lady Gaga Is Now Viciously Feuding With Christina Aguilera
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Lady Gaga performed before a sell-out crowd of 19,473 at The Cheddar Cheese Arena where afterwards she was presented with a 40 pound slab of cheddar cheese by the city's Chief of Police Valdespino "Mr. Glock 9" Laffkowski. L...
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Lady Gaga Sues Madonna, Ace of Base for Plagiarism. " 'La Isla Bonita and 'Don't Turn Around' Sound Exactly Like Alejandro!'
Popular recording artist Lady Gaga, voted 'Most Respected Artist of The Decade' by AutoTune Afficionado magazine, is suing some of the biggest names in music, but for good reason. They are stealing Gaga's records. The suit filed in Federal Cour...
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Lady Gaga Addresses Those Persistent Hermaphrodite Rumors
NEW YORK CITY - Noted singer Lady Gaga says she cannot decide whether she is a New York Mets fan or a New York Yankees fan. Speaking to reporters in the parking lot outside of Yankee Stadium Gaga was asked if there is something in the crotch of he...
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Justin Bieber, Cheryl Cole, and Lady Gaga To Perform at The Halftime of The World Cup Soccer Game Between North Korea and The Ivory Coast
LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber was having lunch at a local Jack-in-The-Box when he received a text message from his manager. He was informing him that the president of North Korea Kim Jong Il had just offered him 10 million Wons [$698,913 U.S.] to p...
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Lady Gaga Denies The Ann Coulter Lesbian Rumor
NEW YORK CITY - Lady Gaga is furious at the fact that she was at a local supermarket and saw a photo of her and GOP pundit Ann Coulter with the caption The Musically Political World of Lesbianism. Lady Gaga called up the offices of the supermarket...
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NFL adds 10 new rules for Super Bowl XLVIII
New York - American football fans can expect to experience a kinder and gentler Super Bowl on February 2. The NFL Commissioner's Office has developed 10 "super" rules designed to make the world championship game "safer yet more exciting than ever.
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Lady Gaga Gets Makeup Tips from Raccoons Invading NYC
There have been so many raccoons spotted in New York City lately that a bill has been introduced in the City Council requiring the city to be responsible for trapping these uninvited visitors. But where some see a menace, entertainer Lady Ga...
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Lady Gaga Addresses Those Persistent Hermaphrodite Rumors
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Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver
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Lady Gaga Sues Madonna, Ace of Base for Plagiarism. " 'La Isla Bonita and 'Don't Turn Around' Sound Exactly Like Alejandro!'
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Lady Gaga Added to Periodic Table of Elements
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Lady Gaga's vagina vanishes at lollapalooza
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Lady Gaga excommunicated after becoming a priest
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Lady Gaga waxwork savaged by dogs
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Lady Gaga Ties Burlington Bertie's Bow In Savoy Hotel Love Tryst
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NFL adds 10 new rules for Super Bowl XLVIII
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Lady Gaga Sharted – Fans Go Wild and Shit Themselves in Support
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Lady Gaga claims she is bigger than Madonna
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Lady Gaga In Hairy Legs Mystery
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Justin Bieber, Cheryl Cole, and Lady Gaga To Perform at The Halftime of The World Cup Soccer Game Between North Korea and The Ivory Coast
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Lady Gaga Admits That It's True - She Has Cottage Cheese Thighs
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Lady Gaga Gets Makeup Tips from Raccoons Invading NYC
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Terminal 5 suspect package belonged to Lady Gaga
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Lady Gaga Is Now Viciously Feuding With Christina Aguilera
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Lady Gaga Denies The Ann Coulter Lesbian Rumor
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Lady Gaga and Kate Gosselin Were Spotted Sunbathing Down in Cozumel, Mexico
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Lady Gaga Says She Does Not Have a Penis
