Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver
London bus driver Theopholis Papadopuolos McMurphy today re-ignited the controversy over whether or not Lady Gaga has a penis, by tossing a new theory into the mix. McMurphy postulated the theory that Lady Gaga's penis isn't really a penis at all,...
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Shelley Dufresne and Rachel Respess fight New Hampshire's Supreme Court
Occurring in the God-forsaken and ghoulish state of New Hampshire , the state's highest court has upheld the draconian convictions of several women arrested for being bare-breasted on a grimy New Hampshire beach. The lawyer representing the women,...
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Madonna Demands That Lady Gaga Pay Her Royalties
NEW YORK CITY - Attorney's for Madonna have filed a motion in New York City's 13th District Court regarding what they are alleging to be copyright infringement. The writ which was filed in Judge Payman "Skipper" Alderbeer's court stipulates that t...
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Lady Gaga's vagina vanishes at lollapalooza
Last night after performing at the Lollapalooza festival and doing a careless perilous stage dive. Lady Gaga got very sick. First aid paramedics at the scene thought it was either a kidney stone or perhaps a gall bladder infection. As the pain worse...
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Gagadoo as Lady Gaga agrees to perform with Black Lace
Lady Gaga has agreed to perform with the band Black Lace who recorded the novelty song Agadoo the song that everybody wants to seem to play at parties. Agadoo was voted as the fourth most annoying song of all time in a survey for Dotmusic in 2000...
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Hugh Jackman stalked by Lady Gaga
Hugh Jackman got the surprise of his life during the weekend. An ugly looking woman that appeared drunk screamed out "I love you Wolverine" as she chased the handsome actor with a bowl of linguine while he was at a New York City gym, Jackman's pub...
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Obama's Professor Talks; Now Other Teachers Talk Too
Fundamentalist groups and Lady Gaga fans clash at concert venue
Spotted at Urinal, Lady Gaga Penis Rumours Resurface
Ellen Degeneres prepares vegan Easter costume for upcoming show
Lady Gaga Says That She Bit Off And Ate The Barbie Doll Head As A Halloween Joke
Lady Gaga Arrested For Flashing Cars In Los Angeles!
Sir Paul McCartney Asks "Who Or What Is Lady Gaga?
Lady Gaga Remembers His Boyhood Days
Lady Gaga Fashion Coordinator Fired After Grammys
Lady Gaga's Secret Tryst With Jon Gosselin
Miley, Thicke, Gaga To Sing At Kim's Wedding
Amy Winehouse, Lady Gaga, and Andy Dick To Star in "The Attack of The Chupacabra - Hey What The Hell Is That Smell?"
Lady Gaga Denies The Ann Coulter Lesbian Rumor
NEW YORK CITY - Lady Gaga is furious at the fact that she was at a local supermarket and saw a photo of her and GOP pundit Ann Coulter with the caption The Musically Political World of Lesbianism. Lady Gaga called up the offices of the supermarket...
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NFL Investigating Gaga's Concussion; Madonna Suspected
New York City - The National Football League's Special Task Force on Head Injuries has begun a formal investigation of a recent onstage incident involving Lady Gaga, a metal pipe and a concussion. Gaga suffered the concussion earlier this week dur...
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Lady Gaga Added to Periodic Table of Elements
Chemist Richard Christie recently discovered the latest addition to the Periodic Table of Elements-GaGa or as his geek friends call it gaganesium. After his historic discovery, Christie promised himself and the world that he would honor the great...
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Lady Gras Gras turns into Milk Woman
Despite her petite waistline, Lady Gaga has a been given a new title for her love of cholesterol particularly amongst the French, Lady Gras Gras. Although her outfits range from an enormous variety of accessories, one common theme for award shows...
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Lady Gaga To Wear Spookly The Square Pumpkin at Charlie Sheen's Halloween Bash
HOLLYWOOD - There are six days remaining until America's favorite holiday where every age has a party to go to, where everyone wears whoever they want to be, where Lady Gaga says it's okay to be square. Never mind the fact that the party will take...
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Lady Gaga Addresses Those Persistent Hermaphrodite Rumors
NEW YORK CITY - Noted singer Lady Gaga says she cannot decide whether she is a New York Mets fan or a New York Yankees fan. Speaking to reporters in the parking lot outside of Yankee Stadium Gaga was asked if there is something in the crotch of he...
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Lady Gaga Taking Vow Of Silence & Meekness
According to her agent, Lady Gaga is taking a comparative vow of silence for the next year to refresh herself and see what she wants to do for the next few years. "I guess you noticed that she didn't say anything outrageous during her latest inter...
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Lady Gaga Caught Surfing "In The Buff" Down At Cabo San Lucas
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Lady Gaga flew down to Mexico to get away from the maddening crowd of El Lay as well as to ease her mind regarding her recent highly publicized feud with Beyonce and the lawsuit filed against her by The Lady Gaga Day Care Cen...
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Lady Gaga Admits That It's True - She Has Cottage Cheese Thighs
BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga showed some of her fans and passersby that she could also be known as Lady Gag-Gag. The famed singer was seen wearing a black studded teddy, with indigo black fishnet stockings, and midnight black Velcro suspenders that basic...
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Lady Gaga excommunicated after becoming a priest
Lady Gaga has almost completed an on-line course to become a priest, capable of marrying homosexual couples at her concerts. As a devout Catholic, this has angered the Roman Catholic church in two regards. "First off," said bishop Lee Basher, a...
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NY Mets Seek New Manager; Males Need Not Apply
At a recent press conference at which the owners of the New York Mets announced that they were giving the team manager a walk, they also explained that they were pursuing an entirely new managerial strategy. They will hire a female for the job.
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Bad Romance: So What's the Skinny?
Given the assignment to write about the subject of Bad Romance, spoof reporter Gail Farrelly grabbed her trusty tape recorder and set out to collect the opinions of a number of experts in the field. A meticulous researcher, Farrelly went to the ends of the earth and beyond to get the whole scoop. Here are her findings -- expressed in direct quotes from the interviewees, who were asked: What...
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Lady Gaga had a relationship with Father
Lady Gaga never wanted to speak out about Father until now when her manager advised her to tell people her side of the story. "I encouraged her to tell people where it hurts, so she can experience self hypnotherapy, and the world will see her a...
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Lady Gaga and Beyonce Both Deny Reports That Gaga Used A Stunt Double For Her Crotch Closeup In Her New Video "Telephone"
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Lady Gaga Protests Findings That Viagra Doesn't Affect Women!
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Deepak Chopra Claims He's Definitely Not Lady Gaga's Spiritual Advisor
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Lady Gaga in Octopus Paul stand-off
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John Edwards auctions off his haircut to pay his legal bills; Trump, Giuliani and Gaga drive up the bidding on eBay
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Lady Gaga Cleavage Bra Blah Blah Blah - DM Scoops Piffle Prize Again!
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Lady Gaga's New Easter Outfit Provides a Peeps Show
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Lady Gaga goes to Brazil and ends up in prison
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Lady Gaga says she wants a younger woman
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Lady Gaga Has Second Thoughts About Her “Do What You Want (With My Body)” Duet With R. Kelly.
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Lady GaGa dethroned by America's top drag queen - the 'Christian' conservative - Ann Coulter
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Brown says "I love Lady Gaga"
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Lady GaGa 'gagging for it' at Crossbow Cannibal tribute gig
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Lady Gaga And Susan Boyle To Tour
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PETA Threatens to Sue Lady Gaga for Wearing Meat Bathing Suit!
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Egyptians Want Justin Bieber For President
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Superman Announces He's Reinventing Himself; Lady Gaga Will Assist
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Sarah Palin Replaces Bristol with Lady Gaga; Plans to Use New Daughter as Her Opening Act
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Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, and Taylor Swift Give Eliminated X-Factor Singer Drew Some Pointers On How To Succeed In The Music World
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No Malarkey, Giant Eyeball Found on Florida Beach!
