Vice-President Kamala Harris Suggests Forming The Department of Black Lives Matter
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz is reporting that Vice-President Harris, has met with members of the Black community about possibly forming a Department of Black Lives Matter. She told the assembled crowd that winning does have its per…
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Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver
London bus driver Theopholis Papadopuolos McMurphy today re-ignited the controversy over whether or not Lady Gaga has a penis, by tossing a new theory into the mix. McMurphy postulated the theory that Lady Gaga's penis isn't really a penis at all,...
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Piers Morgan Denies Calling Madonna "Old," "Frumpy," and A "Has Been"
NEW YORK CITY - Piers Morgan has stated that he has to clear up a little matter that needs clearing up due to the fact that he does not want to get caught in the middle of 'The Lady Gaga - Madonna 'Sound-A-Like Song Feud.' Morgan allegedly told a...
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Lady Gaga Sues Madonna, Ace of Base for Plagiarism. " 'La Isla Bonita and 'Don't Turn Around' Sound Exactly Like Alejandro!'
Popular recording artist Lady Gaga, voted 'Most Respected Artist of The Decade' by AutoTune Afficionado magazine, is suing some of the biggest names in music, but for good reason. They are stealing Gaga's records. The suit filed in Federal Cour...
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The Orgasmic Oregonians To Be Lady Gaga’s Opening Act
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Lady Gaga has just announced the name of the band who will be her opening act on her upcoming summer tour, “The Gaga’s Gonna Get Ya Summer Tour.” The band, which hails from Beaver Lips, Oregon was formed on the campus o…
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Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber To Star In The Film "The Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Strange But True Story"
HOLLYWOOD - According to Justin Bieber's publicist Poindexter Clickowitz Justin will be starring with Lady Gaga in MZM Pictures production of The Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore Strange But True Story. Clickowitz said that at first the part of Ashto...
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Lady Ga Ga changes name to Lady Ga Ga Ga
Inquiry; Lady Gaga replied she's going to run for President
Lady Gaga Admits That It's True - She Has Cottage Cheese Thighs
Lady Gaga Not A Crinkled Bag Say Defenders
Miley Cyrus Says That SHE is America's Favorite Female Star, Not Lady GaGa!
Derek Hough In Secret Tryst With Gaga And Sarah Harding!
Lady Gaga Insists: "I Am Not In Love With Paul Scholes"
Superman Announces He's Reinventing Himself; Lady Gaga Will Assist
Lady Gaga's Million Dollar Orgy
Facebook wary of new rival social network for Lady Gaga and Chris Brown haters.
Lady Gaga's Sudden Desire For Nudity Is Due To Miley Cyrus
Lady Gaga States That There Is No Sex Video of Her And Jesse James

Lady Gaga cross-breeds chicken with peacock to form human-life sized egg
Backstage at Lady Gaga's interview with Jay Leno on Valentine's Day there was some undiscovered footage of their conversation behind the scenes. Although he had questioned her publicly about her outfits and get-up at the Grammy's one day prior to the...
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Lady Gaga To Wear Spookly The Square Pumpkin at Charlie Sheen's Halloween Bash
HOLLYWOOD - There are six days remaining until America's favorite holiday where every age has a party to go to, where everyone wears whoever they want to be, where Lady Gaga says it's okay to be square. Never mind the fact that the party will take...
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Lady Gaga excommunicated after becoming a priest
Lady Gaga has almost completed an on-line course to become a priest, capable of marrying homosexual couples at her concerts. As a devout Catholic, this has angered the Roman Catholic church in two regards. "First off," said bishop Lee Basher, a...
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Lady Gaga and Elton John Practice Duet for Grammys
Observers report that the dress rehearsal for the 23-year-old Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta and the 62-year-old Reginald Kenneth Dwight went quite smoothly. At first the performers were quite formal with each other, so the form of address...
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Bad Romance: So What's the Skinny?
Given the assignment to write about the subject of Bad Romance, spoof reporter Gail Farrelly grabbed her trusty tape recorder and set out to collect the opinions of a number of experts in the field. A meticulous researcher, Farrelly went to the ends of the earth and beyond to get the whole scoop. Here are her findings -- expressed in direct quotes from the interviewees, who were asked: What...
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Singer Bjork Calls Lady Gaga Phony Weirdo
The latest celebrity to come right out and question the authenticity of Lady Gaga's weirdness is the queen of weird herself, Bjork. Bjork was in New York to perform a few intimate gigs in the Village when someone asked her what she thought about Lady...
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Lady Gaga: Miley Cyrus Making Us All Look Cheap
Lady Gaga was on her hobby horse again about how the "Little Tart" Miley Cyrus is making young performers look bad in the music and film industry. "What can people like me and Adam Lambert and others do to keep this young lady from making a fool...
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Lady Gaga Denies The Ann Coulter Lesbian Rumor
NEW YORK CITY - Lady Gaga is furious at the fact that she was at a local supermarket and saw a photo of her and GOP pundit Ann Coulter with the caption The Musically Political World of Lesbianism. Lady Gaga called up the offices of the supermarket...
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Lady Gaga and Kate Gosselin Were Spotted Sunbathing Down in Cozumel, Mexico
COZUMEL, Mexico – (Satire News) - Singer Lady Gaga and reality show princess Kate Gosselin were spotted sunbathing in the nude at the Eva Longoria Commemorative Beach, down in the Mexican resort town of Cozumel. TMZ recently reported that there we…
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The Chicks Firefighters Telethon Raises $27 Million
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – The Chicks (formerly the Dixie Chicks) held a telethon to raise money for firefighting equipment. Lead singer Natalie Maines told Cowbell Notes Music Magazine that donations came in from every state in the union, except…
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Spotted at Urinal, Lady Gaga Penis Rumours Resurface
Last week John Salford, a 58 year old plumber, was at the 'Cats Arse' in Scunthorpe, his local pub. After a long day at work he went for couple of refreshing pints with his friends, a normal night was looming for Mr Salford, but that all changed.
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A List of 10 Really Weird Trivia Facts
Stand-up comedian Zydeco Dupree has compiled a list of 10 really strange trivia facts. He wants to thank Lady Gaga, Tim Duncan, Maria Sharapova, and Black Kitty Meow Meow for each contributing one of the items. A OF 10 REALLY WEIRD TRIVIA FACTS…
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The 2010 Grammy Awards: Taylor Made For Taylor Swift
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Lady Gaga bribes prison director to let her stay in after outrageous video!
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Lady Gaga Meat Bikini Fuels Jewish Protests
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Terminal 5 suspect package belonged to Lady Gaga
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Infamous Papparazzo Hoisted on Own Petard; Papped in Bunga-Bunga Hot Tub with Lady Ga Ga, Silvio Berlusconi, Elton John and A Player to be Named Later!
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Dancing With The Stars To Be a London 2012 Olympic Event
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Lady Gaga Explains Her Vow of Silence
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Lady Gaga Looking GiGagagantic!
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Justin Bieber’s Popularity Skyrockets Since His Appearance on Saturday Night Live
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Lady Gaga’s Friends Fear She's Fallen Into a Depressed State
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Lady Gaga: 'Madussa' Over The Hill, Her Hills Are Near Her Navel
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Lady Gaga claims she is bigger than Madonna
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It's Lady Gaga In 'a Slam Dunk' Over Obama!
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Lady Gaga running for President of United States in 2012
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Lady Gaga Comes Clean Regarding The Two Alleged American Idol "Groping" Incidents
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Lady Gaga Stress with the Ex!
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Lady Gaga And Madonna Battle For Codpiece Supremacy
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Elton John Says He Hates Madonna
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Lady Gaga Says She is Planning on Recording Her Next Album While Totally Naked
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Lady Gaga Says She Does Not Have a Penis