Funny story: Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver

Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver

London bus driver Theopholis Papadopuolos McMurphy today re-ignited the controversy over whether or not Lady Gaga has a penis, by tossing a new theory into the mix. McMurphy postulated the theory that Lady Gaga's penis isn't really a penis at all,...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Banned From Iowa

Lady Gaga Banned From Iowa

WATERLOO, Iowa - Reports filtering out of the Niblets State, note that Lady Gaga has been asked to never ever return to the anvil-looking state again. In fact, a spokesperson for the governor's office, Hadley "Cornshuck" Blingfaust, informed the n...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Admits That It's True - She Has Cottage Cheese Thighs

Lady Gaga Admits That It's True - She Has Cottage Cheese Thighs

BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga showed some of her fans and passersby that she could also be known as Lady Gag-Gag. The famed singer was seen wearing a black studded teddy, with indigo black fishnet stockings, and midnight black Velcro suspenders that basic...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga excommunicated after becoming a priest

Lady Gaga excommunicated after becoming a priest

Lady Gaga has almost completed an on-line course to become a priest, capable of marrying homosexual couples at her concerts. As a devout Catholic, this has angered the Roman Catholic church in two regards. "First off," said bishop Lee Basher, a...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Meat dress now available at your local butchers

Lady Gaga Meat dress now available at your local butchers

Lady Gaga, who got a roasting recently for wearing a meat bikini on the cover of Vogue, also wore a raw meat dress at a music awards ceremony. According to one source, the thinking is, if they got that upset and it caused that much news just for...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Looking GiGagagantic!

Lady Gaga Looking GiGagagantic!

MILWAUKEE - Lady Gaga performed at the Beer Suds Stadium in Milwaukee to a less than sell out crowd. When she was asked backstage by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors if she was concerned about the less than full house, Lady G grinned and nodded that...

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Funny story: The Shocking Truth About Lady Gaga's Spots

The Shocking Truth About Lady Gaga's Spots

NEW YORK CITY - A close friend of Lady Gaga says that the singer is really upset and does not know who to turn to. The "Born This Way" singer is very concerned at the fact that for some unknown reason her erogenous zones are not working the way th...

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Funny story: Lady Googoo gagged by Lady Gaga

Lady Googoo gagged by Lady Gaga

An animated character from popular children's website, Moshi Monsters, has had a gagging order from international pop diva, Lady Gaga. "We're a little surprised," said Moshi Monster creator, and the brains behind Googoo, Sue Perb. "Although the na...

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Funny story: Gene Kits being misused

Gene Kits being misused

A new kit has been released that will tell the user what colour hair a person has from a sample of their DNA. This joins the ranks of other kits that determine paternity, eye colour and racial origins. Initially developed for use by law enforcemen...

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Funny story: Inquiry; Lady Gaga replied she's going to run for President

Inquiry; Lady Gaga replied she's going to run for President

I got some emails from whom I believe is either Lady Gaga or her producers encouraging the idea that she is going to announce her candidacy for President on 11/11/11. I can't prove that's who the emails are from but whoever sent them is relating information about her new video Born This Way that it would seem only her inner circle would know about. My impression is that they want to build this int...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Added to Periodic Table of Elements

Lady Gaga Added to Periodic Table of Elements

Chemist Richard Christie recently discovered the latest addition to the Periodic Table of Elements-GaGa or as his geek friends call it gaganesium. After his historic discovery, Christie promised himself and the world that he would honor the great...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Explains Her Vow of Silence

Lady Gaga Explains Her Vow of Silence

NEW YORK CITY - No one in the history of the entertainment industry has ever spent more money on costumes than Lady Gaga and that includes the gender bender Boy George of Culture Club. Lady Gaga, who will turn 26, on March 28, was recently intervi...

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Funny story: The 2010 Grammy Awards: Taylor Made For Taylor Swift

The 2010 Grammy Awards: Taylor Made For Taylor Swift

HOLLYWOOD - Lady Gaga opened The 52nd Grammy Awards Show along with Sir Elton John. They performed the Elton John song "Tiny Dancer" and dedicated it to rap artist Lil Kim who stands 4 foot 3. Lady Gaga and Lady Haha then performed a second song,...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Says "Enjoy My Sweet Singing Voice and Ignore My Penis (If I Did In Fact Have A Penis)"

Lady Gaga Says "Enjoy My Sweet Singing Voice and Ignore My Penis (If I Did In Fact Have A Penis)"

DETROIT - Lady Gaga was in Detroit seeing about ordering a custom made 2010 Lamborghini Murcielago with all the trimmings. She told a representative for Lucky Louie's Lamborghini Dealership that she is willing to spend up to $1 million on the vehi...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga's vagina vanishes at lollapalooza

Lady Gaga's vagina vanishes at lollapalooza

Last night after performing at the Lollapalooza festival and doing a careless perilous stage dive. Lady Gaga got very sick. First aid paramedics at the scene thought it was either a kidney stone or perhaps a gall bladder infection. As the pain worse...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga to Play Lady Macbeth in London

Lady Gaga to Play Lady Macbeth in London

Following her interesting and semi-memorable wardrobe appearance at the 2010 Grammy Awards, Lady Gaga has announced that she will expand her repertoire beyond pop music to play the challenging role of Lady Macbeth on London's West End this spring.

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Funny story: Madonna Reignites Her Feud With Lady Gaga

Madonna Reignites Her Feud With Lady Gaga

TEL AVIV, Israel - Before her concert at Tel Aviv's Smiling Camel Arena, Madonna had expressed that she was feeling very ill from the remnants of jet lag. She was given several glasses of homogenized camel milk and she remarked that it made her fe...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars To Be a London 2012 Olympic Event

Dancing With The Stars To Be a London 2012 Olympic Event

Strike up the band and get out your dancing shoes. It's just been confirmed that the U.S. blockbuster TV show DWTS will be a competitive "sport" at the London 2012 Olympics. The names of all the contestants have yet to be announced. But ther...

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Funny story: Egyptians Want Justin Bieber For President

Egyptians Want Justin Bieber For President

Cairo - Thousands of Egyptians turned out today to ask Pop star Justin Bieber to lead them. The march comes not long after the forced resignation of President Hosni Bubarak, and many Egyptian citizens are nervous over who will control their governmen...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Plans To Join A Nudist Colony

Lady Gaga Plans To Join A Nudist Colony

NEW YORK CITY - Lady Gaga has been out of the music scene for a while as she recovers from a tonsil transplant. The "Born This Way" singer told Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine that ever since she stopped performing concerts she has tak...

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