Funny story: Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver

Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver

London bus driver Theopholis Papadopuolos McMurphy today re-ignited the controversy over whether or not Lady Gaga has a penis, by tossing a new theory into the mix. McMurphy postulated the theory that Lady Gaga's penis isn't really a penis at all,...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Meat dress now available at your local butchers

Lady Gaga Meat dress now available at your local butchers

Lady Gaga, who got a roasting recently for wearing a meat bikini on the cover of Vogue, also wore a raw meat dress at a music awards ceremony. According to one source, the thinking is, if they got that upset and it caused that much news just for...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Admits That It's True - She Has Cottage Cheese Thighs

Lady Gaga Admits That It's True - She Has Cottage Cheese Thighs

BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga showed some of her fans and passersby that she could also be known as Lady Gag-Gag. The famed singer was seen wearing a black studded teddy, with indigo black fishnet stockings, and midnight black Velcro suspenders that basic...

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Funny story: Inquiry; Lady Gaga replied she's going to run for President

Inquiry; Lady Gaga replied she's going to run for President

I got some emails from whom I believe is either Lady Gaga or her producers encouraging the idea that she is going to announce her candidacy for President on 11/11/11. I can't prove that's who the emails are from but whoever sent them is relating information about her new video Born This Way that it would seem only her inner circle would know about. My impression is that they want to build this int...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga excommunicated after becoming a priest

Lady Gaga excommunicated after becoming a priest

Lady Gaga has almost completed an on-line course to become a priest, capable of marrying homosexual couples at her concerts. As a devout Catholic, this has angered the Roman Catholic church in two regards. "First off," said bishop Lee Basher, a...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Added to Periodic Table of Elements

Lady Gaga Added to Periodic Table of Elements

Chemist Richard Christie recently discovered the latest addition to the Periodic Table of Elements-GaGa or as his geek friends call it gaganesium. After his historic discovery, Christie promised himself and the world that he would honor the great...

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Funny story: Gene Kits being misused

Gene Kits being misused

A new kit has been released that will tell the user what colour hair a person has from a sample of their DNA. This joins the ranks of other kits that determine paternity, eye colour and racial origins. Initially developed for use by law enforcemen...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Plans To Join A Nudist Colony

Lady Gaga Plans To Join A Nudist Colony

NEW YORK CITY - Lady Gaga has been out of the music scene for a while as she recovers from a tonsil transplant. The "Born This Way" singer told Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine that ever since she stopped performing concerts she has tak...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Sues Madonna, Ace of Base for Plagiarism. " 'La Isla Bonita and 'Don't Turn Around' Sound Exactly Like Alejandro!'

Lady Gaga Sues Madonna, Ace of Base for Plagiarism. " 'La Isla Bonita and 'Don't Turn Around' Sound Exactly Like Alejandro!'

Popular recording artist Lady Gaga, voted 'Most Respected Artist of The Decade' by AutoTune Afficionado magazine, is suing some of the biggest names in music, but for good reason. They are stealing Gaga's records. The suit filed in Federal Cour...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga going bald and losing her pubes too!

Lady Gaga going bald and losing her pubes too!

Lady Gaga has admitted; "I'm going bald" and in desperation has asked Elton John the name of his hair designer and how much it costs to have a woven mop just like his. The reason for Lady Gaga announcing this fact is a slight dichotomy of the trut...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga To Star In The Remake Of 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer'

Lady Gaga To Star In The Remake Of 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer'

HOLLYWOOD - Gladiator Pictures in association with Lions Face Films and The G-Spot Motion Picture Company has just informed the entertainment media that they will begin shooting the remake of Buffy The Vampire Slayer on Christmas Eve. The original...

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Funny story: Thief Claims Lady Gaga Put Him Up To It

Thief Claims Lady Gaga Put Him Up To It

Magistrates at Uttercrap Magistrates Court were taken aback today when a defendant accused of theft claimed that the pop singing curiosity Lady Gaga had put him up to it. Nick Pantz, of Nickton Court in the town, accused of stealing ladies panties...

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Funny story: The 2010 Grammy Awards: Taylor Made For Taylor Swift

The 2010 Grammy Awards: Taylor Made For Taylor Swift

HOLLYWOOD - Lady Gaga opened The 52nd Grammy Awards Show along with Sir Elton John. They performed the Elton John song "Tiny Dancer" and dedicated it to rap artist Lil Kim who stands 4 foot 3. Lady Gaga and Lady Haha then performed a second song,...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga's vagina vanishes at lollapalooza

Lady Gaga's vagina vanishes at lollapalooza

Last night after performing at the Lollapalooza festival and doing a careless perilous stage dive. Lady Gaga got very sick. First aid paramedics at the scene thought it was either a kidney stone or perhaps a gall bladder infection. As the pain worse...

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Funny story: Lady Ga Ga changes name to Lady Ga Ga Ga

Lady Ga Ga changes name to Lady Ga Ga Ga

Lady Ga Ga the controversial star from America won three awards at the Brit awards in London last night and then changed her name to Lady Ga Ga Ga because three is a magic number. Ga Ga Ga wearing a floor-length layered white dress and a bizarre...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Addresses Those Persistent Hermaphrodite Rumors

Lady Gaga Addresses Those Persistent Hermaphrodite Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Noted singer Lady Gaga says she cannot decide whether she is a New York Mets fan or a New York Yankees fan. Speaking to reporters in the parking lot outside of Yankee Stadium Gaga was asked if there is something in the crotch of he...

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Funny story: Lady GaGa 'gagging for it' at Crossbow Cannibal tribute gig

Lady GaGa 'gagging for it' at Crossbow Cannibal tribute gig

Manchster - (Bloody Cheek Mess): "Eat yer heart out, Manchester!" was last night's gory theme at Lady GaGa's MENtal Arena cannibal tribute gig. A vampiristic rendition of Janis Joplin's classic Piece of My Heart stunned concertgoers who watched in...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga In Hairy Legs Mystery

Lady Gaga In Hairy Legs Mystery

Nobody is really sure how it started but rumours abounded in the entertainment world last night that singer/fashion icon Lady Gaga has got really hairy legs. Some commentators maintain that the hairy legs jibes first saw the light of day on a sati...

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Funny story: Lady Goo Goo as Lady Gaga eats nothing but baby food

Lady Goo Goo as Lady Gaga eats nothing but baby food

Lady Gaga has been invited to appear in the next series of the television programme Freaky Eaters, after news broke today that she eats nothing but jars of baby food. Lady Goo Goo, the artist formerly known as Lady Gaga, starts with a jar of Cow a...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga to Play Lady Macbeth in London

Lady Gaga to Play Lady Macbeth in London

Following her interesting and semi-memorable wardrobe appearance at the 2010 Grammy Awards, Lady Gaga has announced that she will expand her repertoire beyond pop music to play the challenging role of Lady Macbeth on London's West End this spring.

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