Lady Gaga Says She Wouldn't Mind Breastfeeding Little Justin Bieber

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 21 March 2010

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Lady Gaga's Breasts which Justin Bieber has said are still a few years off from ending up in his mouth.

SEATTLE - Lady Gaga had just finished performing her 87th straight sold out concert in Seattle's Boots of The Lumberjack Auditorium when she was asked about the new Internet sensation Justin Bieber.

Lady Gaga said that she has seen the 16-year-old Canadian perform and that he positively has a tremendous amount of poise, professionalism, and personality for someone so young.

Gaga grinned and said that she thinks that little Justin will go on to become a huge success. She giggled and said that she would like to someday make a CD with him after he grows up.

She was asked if the rumor about her telling a reporter for MTV that she thinks that he is so cute that she would love to breastfeed him are true.

The Gaga gagged, turned red, and admitted that yes, the rumors were in fact true. She paused and said that the reason she said it was simply to make her ex-boyfriend jealous. She said that it did not work because she heard that her boyfriend simply remarked, "Hey, go for it bitch."

The next day Justin was told about Lady Gaga's breastfeeding remarks. He got a rather puzzled look in his eyes and then remarked, "Well, maybe if I was a few years older, but right now, I think that I would much rather just simply play with Hannah Montana's little bite-size titties."

In other news. Larry King has stated that on Thursday of next week on 'Live With Larry King' he will feature Jon and Kate Gosselin who will discuss at length the size of Jon's wienie and why Kate never before mentioned the fact that it was only 3-inches long.

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