Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber Tell ABC They are Basically Shy People

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Saturday, 19 February 2011

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Glitter star Lady Gaga and singer Justin Bieber tell a surprised Robin Roberts on 'ABC's Good Morning America' this past week that both are basically very shy people. This was Lady Gaga's second day talking to a major audience in a two part series and the Lady left Roberts with her mouth open but soon followed up with a hardy laugh.

"No, I'm serious", stated one of the most photographed stars today, usually in the most outrageous costumes ever.

However, on the second show, there was a section with Justin Bieber who told Roberts that he was shy, also.

"That's why I do the water balloon things", he stated. "I used to do those when I was a nobody. Then I would hide."

Both stars agreed that they couldn't allow themselves to be shy and had to stay in the spotlight for their careers sake.

"I think that deep down, many of us are fake", confessed Lady Gaga. "We're putting on a show. Drinking seems to help just as it does Joe Doormat who becomes a blithering idiot or downright funny when he's had a few drinks at a party."

"In fact, I'm high as a kite right now."

"Maybe one day, I'll walk away and become a recluse....or I could be lying, of course. But come on...every lady loves to dress up..just not all of them with a meat dress or come out of an egg."

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