Lady Gaga and Heidi Montag To Buy The Texas Nude Maid Service Company

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Saturday, 25 August 2012


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Essie Belle Tuckahoe, 34, founder of The Texas Nude Maid Service. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

LUBBOCK, Texas - The Texas Nude Maid Service Company was first established in April of this year. Its owner Lubbock native Essie Belle Tuckahoe had a vision that a cleaning service in which the maids were all nude could be successful.

And Miss Tuckahoe was absolutely correct. Within two months her company saw an increase in business of 900 percent.

She recently spoke with Buck Yazoo of Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine in her spacious executive office which is located in The Buddy Holly Business Complex in downtown Lubbock.

Tuckahoe, who is 34, and single, is presently dating Willie Nelson's nephew Grover "Cowpoke" Hulabaker, 29.

She blushed as she said that she has never known a nicer, kinder, funnier guy than Grover. Tuckahoe revealed that her boyfriend is one of the best brisket barbecuers in the entire state of Texas.

She proudly said that last year his brisket recipe took first place honors down at The Annual Laredo Invitational Brisket Barbecuing & Line Dancing Championship. Hulabaker received a cash prize of $4,000, a brand new Ford F-150 pickup truck, and a year's supply of Lone Star Beer.

Grover is the lead singer in a contemporary country band known as Cowpoke & The Cattle Rustlin' Desperadoes.

Tuckahoe, who sang in her high school choir, recently joined his band as a back up singer. And due to the fact that the band travels throughout the great Southwest, she has decided to sell her nude maid service company.

Essie Belle pointed out that each one of her maids is trained in the art of self defense. And each is also an expert at karate, judo, kung fu, tae kwon do, and kickboxing.

She advertised the sale on eBay and within half an hour she received several offers but one offer stood out. It was an offer by Lady Gaga and Heidi Montag and it was actually the highest bid.

So Essie Belle Tuckahoe will be selling her Texas Nude Maid Service Company to Lady Gaga and Heidi Montag for $13.7 million.

To view some fantastically sexy photos of some of Tuckahoe's maids you can go to

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