Written by Charpa93

Sunday, 5 September 2010

image for Bjork's Attempt to Steal Limelight from Barney Goes Horribly Wrong
I'm not a swan, I'm a yellow-bellied sap sucker

Recent photos of Bjork wearing what appears to be a completely crocheted purple jumpsuit with a cut-out belly that appears to have a panty-hose seam down the middle of it exposing a black bra underneath--you have to see it to believe it--are making the rounds on the internet.

It is reported that when Lady Gaga first saw the photos, she unfortunately was drinking a glass of milk and let's just say, it is not a pretty sight to see milk coming from Lady Gaga's nose. "Ok," said Gaga, "so much for the clown portion of our show, now onto the real talent. Anyone seen Barney?"

Yes, it is that bad. It is a known fact that Lady Gaga designs most of her clothes herself. Bjork has been known to say when she sees one of Gaga's creations that it doesn't look that hard to do. So Bjork tried it. More than once. You'd think after her Swan dress fiasco in 2001, she'd have hung up her pinking shears, but alas, she has tried one more time to best her arch-rival, Gaga.

Meanwhile, Lady Gaga is at work on a new outfit. "I think I'll choose the color purple," said Gaga. It's a lovely color except, of course, when you crochet it into a monstrous-looking jumpsuit and then wear it over a common looking black bra, of course. Some of us can, do. Some of us who can't, crochet."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Lady Gaga, Bjork




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