Funny story - Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals

Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals

VANCOUVER, B.C. - While most young ladies seem to worship the ground Robert Pattinson walks one, Kristen Stewart revealed that she just does not have the stomach for her British costar's smelly feet - or his foot fetish. The 19-year-old American a...

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Funny story - Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!

Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!

VANCOUVER, British Columbia - New Moon cast members today accused co-star Taylor Lautner, 17, of "doping" on the set, taking performance-enhancing drugs clearly in violation of his contract terms. They alleged that, beginning in January 2009 with...

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Funny story - Robert Pattinson's Dirty Little Secret

Robert Pattinson's Dirty Little Secret

Hot on the heels of the shocking revelation that Twilight star and teen heart throb, Robert Pattinson rarely washes his hair, comes a further damaging revelation from his own mother! It seems that Pattinson isn't all that keen on washing his feet...

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Funny story - Snapped And Papped - Pippa Middleton Sunbathing With Kristen Stewart, Pixie Lott, Demi Lovato And Michelle Keegan

Snapped And Papped - Pippa Middleton Sunbathing With Kristen Stewart, Pixie Lott, Demi Lovato And Michelle Keegan

In what is being hailed in press circles as the most valuable set of snaps ever taken, a rogue paparazzo has secured the ultimate coup by papping Pippa Middleton, Kristen Stewart, Pixie Lott, Demi Lovato and Michelle Keegan out of Coronation Street,...

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Funny story - Kristen Stewart To Star In "The Kristen Stewart Story"

Kristen Stewart To Star In "The Kristen Stewart Story"

LONDON - It has been announced that Kristen Stewart is to star in Reginald Chiswickett's The Kristen Stewart Story. Chiswickett is considered to be one of England's most respected producers. He produced four of the James Bond films including Rwand...

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Funny story - Victoria Beckham, Kylie Minogue And Kristen Stewart Blown Out By Bonkettes

Victoria Beckham, Kylie Minogue And Kristen Stewart Blown Out By Bonkettes

BT Bishop, manager of chart topping girl group 'The Bonkettes' today announced that the search for a fourth Bonkette continues following a number of failed auditions. "We have to take this thing in hand" BT Bishop told us. "We had auditions in cen...

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Funny story - Ashley Greene Claims She Is Not Pregnant, Maybe It's Kristen

Ashley Greene Claims She Is Not Pregnant, Maybe It's Kristen

Asley Greene or Alice Cullen in the Twilight movies says that she is definitely not pregnant and that she believes Kristen Stewart was behind the rumor. "I don't see why she won't let down a bit. She seems jealous about all the attention I'm getti...

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Funny story - Kristen Stewart Finally Admits Martha Stewart Is Her Biological Grandmother

Kristen Stewart Finally Admits Martha Stewart Is Her Biological Grandmother

NEW YORK CITY - After months of lots and lots of speculation, intonation, contemplation, and guesstimation, unnamed reliable sources have stated that Martha Stewart is in fact Kristen Stewart's biological grandmother. Martha who is 68, and Kristen...

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Funny story - Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, Miley Cyrus, and Selena Gomez To Star In "Intimate Secrets of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders"

Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, Miley Cyrus, and Selena Gomez To Star In "Intimate Secrets of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders"

HOLLYWOOD - Noted producer/director Fanton Brasshorn has just announced that he will shortly begin filming on his new movie entitled Intimate Secrets of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. Brasshorn purchased the book rights from noted sports author E...

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Funny story - Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Miley Cyrus To Star in "The Vindictive Vuvuzela Vampires"

Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Miley Cyrus To Star in "The Vindictive Vuvuzela Vampires"

CLEVELAND - Gunther Krottentokker, the producer of the new motion picture from Cripple Creek Pictures The Vindictive Vuvuzela Vampires, has said that he has signed Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Miley Cyrus to appear in the movie based on the...

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Funny story - Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In The Vicious Vampires of Vienna Vs. The Psychotic Zombies of Zanzibar

Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In The Vicious Vampires of Vienna Vs. The Psychotic Zombies of Zanzibar

HOLLYWOOD - Grandiose Films in association with The Lions Door Motion Picture Company has just announced a movie which will star Twilight's Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens who appeared in the three film series of High School Musical. The film...

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Funny story - Robert Pattinson Loses Front Door Key - Txts Kristen Stewart In Desperation

Robert Pattinson Loses Front Door Key - Txts Kristen Stewart In Desperation

Sensational breaking news from Hollywood! - Just when everybody was starting to believe that the Twilight franchise was just about played out, Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen in the Twilight saga - astounded even the most hard nosed Hollywood report...

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Funny story - Daniel Radcliffe And Emma Watson Could Be The New Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart

Daniel Radcliffe And Emma Watson Could Be The New Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart

Eccentric British film director Buffty Ginslinger today announced in a Soho pub that he has a grand plan to reinvent Harry Potter stars Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson into a British version of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, the Twilight duo.

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Funny story - Kristen Stewart, Scarlett Johansson, and Steven Tyler To Star In "The Vavamooming Vampires of Venice Beach"

Kristen Stewart, Scarlett Johansson, and Steven Tyler To Star In "The Vavamooming Vampires of Venice Beach"

HOLLYWOOD - Lion's Face Pictures in association with Tri Moon Films will soon begin production on Sheboygan Saddlewood's The Vavavooming Vampires of Venice Beach. The first half of the film is based on The Vampire Playpen, the novel by noted Bulga...

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Funny story - Kristen Stewart Had Tourettes Until She Was, Sh*t! 13!

Kristen Stewart Had Tourettes Until She Was, Sh*t! 13!

"I thought someone would dig it out sooner or later", stated Kristen Stewart Friday after her appearance on Oprah Thursday. "So I thought I'd go ahead and tell the story myself before some idiot got half of it right and screwed it all up." After...

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Funny story - Robert Pattinson, Tom Sturridge Finally Come To Blows, Loose Tooth

Robert Pattinson, Tom Sturridge Finally Come To Blows, Loose Tooth

Apparently those once old friends have had it up to here with each other and friends had to separate them Wednesday night as a black eye on one and a badly cut lip and loose tooth on the other was all the damage that resulted. "It looked a lot wor...

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Funny story - Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Are Asked About Kristen Stewart

Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Are Asked About Kristen Stewart

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev were in Albuquerque on a stop on their promotional tour for their hit show. The two stars, who are also dating, appeared before a crowd of 900 cheering New...

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Funny story - Nina Dobrev Nixes Ian Somerhalder's Idea of Matching Intimate Tattoos

Nina Dobrev Nixes Ian Somerhalder's Idea of Matching Intimate Tattoos

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder of The Vampire Diaries were recently spotted together at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge in West Hollywood. The two were acting like lovebirds as Nina hand-fed Ian cashew nuts while he rubbed his left hand...

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Funny story - Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart meet the wise woman

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart meet the wise woman

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart took a flight to London yesterday after someone advised them to check TheSpoof.com and read the magazine article about the wise woman. The Wise Woman lives in London in Trafalgar Square and feeds the pigeons...

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Funny story - Kristen Stewart Explains Why She Took Rob Pattinson's Guitar

Kristen Stewart Explains Why She Took Rob Pattinson's Guitar

NEW YORK CITY - Kristen Stewart the star of the Twilight series was recently seen at JFK Airport holding a guitar case. A reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight, Tapioca Swizzle asked the 21-year-old El Lay native where she was headed to. Stewart r...

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