Funny story - Kristen Stewart Finally Admits Martha Stewart Is Her Biological Grandmother

Kristen Stewart Finally Admits Martha Stewart Is Her Biological Grandmother

NEW YORK CITY - After months of lots and lots of speculation, intonation, contemplation, and guesstimation, unnamed reliable sources have stated that Martha Stewart is in fact Kristen Stewart's biological grandmother. Martha who is 68, and Kristen...

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Funny story - Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals

Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals

VANCOUVER, B.C. - While most young ladies seem to worship the ground Robert Pattinson walks one, Kristen Stewart revealed that she just does not have the stomach for her British costar's smelly feet - or his foot fetish. The 19-year-old American a...

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Funny story - Ashley Greene Claims She Is Not Pregnant, Maybe It's Kristen

Ashley Greene Claims She Is Not Pregnant, Maybe It's Kristen

Asley Greene or Alice Cullen in the Twilight movies says that she is definitely not pregnant and that she believes Kristen Stewart was behind the rumor. "I don't see why she won't let down a bit. She seems jealous about all the attention I'm getti...

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Funny story - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Argue In A Pedicure Salon

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Argue In A Pedicure Salon

SOHO - The world's lovebirds have sort of turned into a couple of raving ravens. Rob and Kristen stopped in to each get a pedicure at The Yo Yo Girlfriend You Want We Make Your Pretty Feets To Look Dainty Like Girl Feet Should Be Salon. As Kriste...

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Funny story - Robert Pattinson's Dirty Little Secret

Robert Pattinson's Dirty Little Secret

Hot on the heels of the shocking revelation that Twilight star and teen heart throb, Robert Pattinson rarely washes his hair, comes a further damaging revelation from his own mother! It seems that Pattinson isn't all that keen on washing his feet...

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Funny story - Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!

Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!

VANCOUVER, British Columbia - New Moon cast members today accused co-star Taylor Lautner, 17, of "doping" on the set, taking performance-enhancing drugs clearly in violation of his contract terms. They alleged that, beginning in January 2009 with...

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Funny story - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Want to Save Honey Bees

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Want to Save Honey Bees

Sexy Twilight duo Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are really concerned about, the plight of Britains honey bees - now officially an endangered species - and are keen to do what they can to help, according to a source close to the edge. Our so...

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Funny story - Taylor Lautner Claims Rob Pattinson Sniffs Kristen Stewart's Panties

Taylor Lautner Claims Rob Pattinson Sniffs Kristen Stewart's Panties

As Robert Pattinson was talking with a group of Twilight fans at a staged event where the actors from the Twilight movies travel and promote the show, Taylor Lautner was beside him when he heard Pattinson joke about Lautner falling asleep once and be...

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Funny story - Robert Pattinson Angered By Kristen Stewart Proposal Rumours

Robert Pattinson Angered By Kristen Stewart Proposal Rumours

Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen out of the Twilight franchise - was said by friends today to be really ticked off about the media reporting that he has proposed to sweetheart Kristen Stewart - Bella, out of the Twilight franchise - saying that what...

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Funny story - Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & The Vampire Myth

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & The Vampire Myth

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have both claimed that vampires are a myth, and they way they are portrayed in Hollywood, is laughable, however they are quite happy to appear in Vampire Movies, and earn Millions, wouldn't you given the chance.

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Funny story - Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Are Asked About Kristen Stewart

Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Are Asked About Kristen Stewart

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev were in Albuquerque on a stop on their promotional tour for their hit show. The two stars, who are also dating, appeared before a crowd of 900 cheering New...

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Funny story - Nina Dobrev Nixes Ian Somerhalder's Idea of Matching Intimate Tattoos

Nina Dobrev Nixes Ian Somerhalder's Idea of Matching Intimate Tattoos

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder of The Vampire Diaries were recently spotted together at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge in West Hollywood. The two were acting like lovebirds as Nina hand-fed Ian cashew nuts while he rubbed his left hand...

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Funny story - Kristen Stewart Denies Making "Off-Color" Remarks About Naomi Campbell

Kristen Stewart Denies Making "Off-Color" Remarks About Naomi Campbell

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kristen Stewart one of the stars of the Twilight series has stated emphatically that she did not make any remarks that would be considered to be "Off-Color" in regards to Naomi Campbell. It appears that Campbell, who is known as "...

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Funny story - Nina Dobrev Explains Why Kristen Stewart Will Never Appear On The Vampire Diaries

Nina Dobrev Explains Why Kristen Stewart Will Never Appear On The Vampire Diaries

LOS ANGELES - Nina Dobrev, star of The Vampire Diaries, has on several occasions made it known that she does not care one bit for Kristen Stewart. Dobrev explained that her feelings go back several years when K-Stew first started working on the fi...

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Funny story - Kristen Stewart Gets Green Light From Rob Pattinson Over New Movie Project

Kristen Stewart Gets Green Light From Rob Pattinson Over New Movie Project

Kristen Stewart has proved beyond all doubt that there is life after the Twilight franchise as she entered into discussions to play the leading role in a proposed new movie based around 1970's kids' action figure 'Stretch Armstrong.' Miss Stewart'...

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Funny story - Kristen Stewart Furious At Nude Lesbian Barbie Calendar

Kristen Stewart Furious At Nude Lesbian Barbie Calendar

A controversial Nude Lesbian Barbie Calendar created by an Argentine artist duo has fired the ire of Twilight starlet Kristen Stewart, writes Val Cano, Prepostorous Recycling For Cash Correspondent. Kristen's ire was fired in England, where she ha...

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Funny story - New Moon Love Triangle Moves From The Screen To Real-Life

New Moon Love Triangle Moves From The Screen To Real-Life

Kristen Stewart set tongues wagging at the Oscars the other night, and not for the right reasons. I was instantly enchanted by her and her amazing dress but our attention was quickly monopolized by the absence of boyfriend Robert Pattinson. Instead...

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Funny story - Kristen Stewart NOT Allergic To Robert Pattinson's Penis

Kristen Stewart NOT Allergic To Robert Pattinson's Penis

Kristen Stewart acted swiftly today to absolutely deny internet reports which claimed that she was allergic to Robert Pattinson's penis. The actor, Bella in the Twilight franchise to RobPattz's Edward Cullen said that she had an idea that the inte...

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Funny story - Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart - There Is No Sex Tape

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart - There Is No Sex Tape

All you Twi-Hards - you can stop looking now, and that's official, because there is no professionally produced sex tape of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in hot, graphically detailed sex-action. There isn't a DIY version doing the rounds eit...

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Funny story - Paris Hilton and Chelsea Handler To Star With Ron Jeremy In The R-Rated Film "Thinking Outside The Box"

Paris Hilton and Chelsea Handler To Star With Ron Jeremy In The R-Rated Film "Thinking Outside The Box"

LOS ANGELES - Gladiator Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that filming will soon begin in the Ron Jeremy - Paris Hilton movie Thinking Outside The Box. The motion picture will be directed by Bandini Borrapelli and wi...

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