Funny story: Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals

Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals

VANCOUVER, B.C. - While most young ladies seem to worship the ground Robert Pattinson walks one, Kristen Stewart revealed that she just does not have the stomach for her British costar's smelly feet - or his foot fetish. The 19-year-old American a...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart prefer Twilight

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart prefer Twilight

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart will put their lights out tonight because they prefer twilight,not because of this Earth Hour climate change campaign. Earth Hour ,organised by the World Wildlife Fund (WWF),will see millions of people switch t...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham, Kylie Minogue And Kristen Stewart Blown Out By Bonkettes

Victoria Beckham, Kylie Minogue And Kristen Stewart Blown Out By Bonkettes

BT Bishop, manager of chart topping girl group 'The Bonkettes' today announced that the search for a fourth Bonkette continues following a number of failed auditions. "We have to take this thing in hand" BT Bishop told us. "We had auditions in cen...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!

Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!

VANCOUVER, British Columbia - New Moon cast members today accused co-star Taylor Lautner, 17, of "doping" on the set, taking performance-enhancing drugs clearly in violation of his contract terms. They alleged that, beginning in January 2009 with...

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Funny story: Theresa May, Al Pacino, Kristen Stewart And Martin Shuttlecock Are Coming To Dorking!

Theresa May, Al Pacino, Kristen Stewart And Martin Shuttlecock Are Coming To Dorking!

As unholy an alliance as it seems, the above named will actually be appearing in Dorking for six weeks over the Christmas holiday period, in the Dorking Review Theatre's yuletide festive panto production treat, Cinderella. Directed by am-dram impr...

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Funny story: Robert Pattison, Taylor Lautner Say Microwaving Kristen's Panties Only Half the Story

Robert Pattison, Taylor Lautner Say Microwaving Kristen's Panties Only Half the Story

Twilight actor Robert Pattinson told reporters yesterday that Taylor Lautner's story about his sniffing Kristen's panties and refreshing the smell in the microwave was only half the story. Apparently, it was the better half. "Every fan must hav...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Believe That Less Can Be More

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Believe That Less Can Be More

Apropos of absolutely nothing, our reporter in Hollywood today told us that Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are all set to toe the Steven Spielberg line of brevity being all and less being more. Pattinson and Stewart agreed in...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart NOT Allergic To Robert Pattinson's Penis

Kristen Stewart NOT Allergic To Robert Pattinson's Penis

Kristen Stewart acted swiftly today to absolutely deny internet reports which claimed that she was allergic to Robert Pattinson's penis. The actor, Bella in the Twilight franchise to RobPattz's Edward Cullen said that she had an idea that the inte...

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Funny story: Snapped And Papped - Pippa Middleton Sunbathing With Kristen Stewart, Pixie Lott, Demi Lovato And Michelle Keegan

Snapped And Papped - Pippa Middleton Sunbathing With Kristen Stewart, Pixie Lott, Demi Lovato And Michelle Keegan

In what is being hailed in press circles as the most valuable set of snaps ever taken, a rogue paparazzo has secured the ultimate coup by papping Pippa Middleton, Kristen Stewart, Pixie Lott, Demi Lovato and Michelle Keegan out of Coronation Street,...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Signs Line of Panties Contract With Haralds of Hollywood

Kristen Stewart Signs Line of Panties Contract With Haralds of Hollywood

A spokesman for actress Kristen Stewart has announced that the young actress from the Twilight movies has signed a business contract with Haralds of Hollywood for them to do a line of panties that will be out during the coming summer. "We are very...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, and Nina Dobrev To Star In "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens"

Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, and Nina Dobrev To Star In "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens"

HOLLYWOOD - The Monteverdi Brothers, Amaretto and Staccato, both noted directors and producers, have just announced that they will soon be traveling to Sighisoara, Transylvania, to film their next motion picture entitled The Revenge of The Vajazzled...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart find Drunks buy The Twilight Saga New Moon DVD

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart find Drunks buy The Twilight Saga New Moon DVD

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been advised that research has shown that a large percentage of people seem to buy the Twilight Saga New Moon DVD after they get totally drunk. Yesterday for example Richard and Judy plus their daughter Ch...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie After Robert Pattinson? No, Apparently It's Kristen Stewart

Angelina Jolie After Robert Pattinson? No, Apparently It's Kristen Stewart

Even old hands at reporting in Hollywood are getting mixed-up with who's who and what's what these days. According to the latest news in "Hollywood Blue", Kristen Stewart who has been battling with another vampire lady has ran head first into a re...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Tells Nina Dobrev "Leave Rob Alone!"

Kristen Stewart Tells Nina Dobrev "Leave Rob Alone!"

After all the gossip column buzzing about Robert Pattinson being seen with Nina Dobrev of "The Vampire Diaries" last week, Kristen Stewart told reporters, including ours, that Ms. Dobrev had better watch her step. "Rob is easy going and naturally...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Gets Green Light From Rob Pattinson Over New Movie Project

Kristen Stewart Gets Green Light From Rob Pattinson Over New Movie Project

Kristen Stewart has proved beyond all doubt that there is life after the Twilight franchise as she entered into discussions to play the leading role in a proposed new movie based around 1970's kids' action figure 'Stretch Armstrong.' Miss Stewart'...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Admits She Is Also Attracted To Justin Bieber

Kristen Stewart Admits She Is Also Attracted To Justin Bieber

Move over Miley Cyrus, Kristen Stewart in a new interview in this week's "The Daily Doozer", candidly admits that she has also been interested in young singing sensation, Justin Bieber. "I don't think Miley and I are the only ones", she told the T...

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Funny story: 'Eclipse' Movie On Hold Following Allegations Of Plagiarism

'Eclipse' Movie On Hold Following Allegations Of Plagiarism

Hollywood Ca - The latest movie instalment of the Twilight series has been put on indefinite hold until accusations of plagiarism against author Stephenie Meyer are satisfactorily resolved. The accusations stem from a former college roommate of Me...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift: My Breasts Are Larger Than Those Of Kristen Stewart!

Taylor Swift: My Breasts Are Larger Than Those Of Kristen Stewart!

After being kidded about her small breasts by stand-up comedians for over two years now, a frustrated Taylor Swift suddenly stated that she is larger than Kristen Stewart! Hearing this, actress Kristen Stewart told reporters "How does she know? Sh...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton: "Blue Will Get My Vote Over Jedward For Eurovision But Robert Pattinson Can Kiss My Ass And Kristen Stewart Can Keep Him"

Pippa Middleton: "Blue Will Get My Vote Over Jedward For Eurovision But Robert Pattinson Can Kiss My Ass And Kristen Stewart Can Keep Him"

Pertly perfect Pippa Middleton, who has turned a nostalgic nation's heads after her dashingly demure derriere was the star of the show at the recent Royal Wedding, is a real Eurovision fan, according to Lydia Fawne-Groveller, Editor of Society Journals Inbred and Chinless and Posh Totty For Lantern-Jawed Bankers To Breed More Posh Totty For Lantern-Jawed Bankers To Breed More Posh Totty For Lanter...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart - There Is No Sex Tape

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart - There Is No Sex Tape

All you Twi-Hards - you can stop looking now, and that's official, because there is no professionally produced sex tape of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in hot, graphically detailed sex-action. There isn't a DIY version doing the rounds eit...

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