Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals
VANCOUVER, B.C. - While most young ladies seem to worship the ground Robert Pattinson walks one, Kristen Stewart revealed that she just does not have the stomach for her British costar's smelly feet - or his foot fetish. The 19-year-old American a...
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Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!
VANCOUVER, British Columbia - New Moon cast members today accused co-star Taylor Lautner, 17, of "doping" on the set, taking performance-enhancing drugs clearly in violation of his contract terms. They alleged that, beginning in January 2009 with...
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Kristen Stewart To Star In "The Kristen Stewart Story"
LONDON - It has been announced that Kristen Stewart is to star in Reginald Chiswickett's The Kristen Stewart Story. Chiswickett is considered to be one of England's most respected producers. He produced four of the James Bond films including Rwand...
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Kristen Stewart Had Tourettes Until She Was, Sh*t! 13!
"I thought someone would dig it out sooner or later", stated Kristen Stewart Friday after her appearance on Oprah Thursday. "So I thought I'd go ahead and tell the story myself before some idiot got half of it right and screwed it all up." After...
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Kristen Stewart Finally Admits Martha Stewart Is Her Biological Grandmother
NEW YORK CITY - After months of lots and lots of speculation, intonation, contemplation, and guesstimation, unnamed reliable sources have stated that Martha Stewart is in fact Kristen Stewart's biological grandmother. Martha who is 68, and Kristen...
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Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough To Star With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart In "Vampires Of The La Brea Tar Pits"
HOLLYWOOD - Academy Award winning producer Fanton Brasshorn has just announced that he will soon begin production on his latest film Vampires Of The La Brea Tar Pits. The film will be a Cripple Creek Pictures movie production in association with T...
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Taylor Swift: My Breasts Are Larger Than Those Of Kristen Stewart!
Kristen Stewart: I'm Finally Over Depression
Taylor Lautner/Taylor Swift Out-Cute Robert Pattinson/Kristen! In Contest!
'Eclipse' Movie On Hold Following Allegations Of Plagiarism
Kristen Stewart Denies She Started The Rumor About Being Pregnant With Rob Pattinson's Baby
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Secretly Rendezvous In Iceland
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart ask Eddie The Eagle to cross the Channel on water skies
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Horrified As Emma Watson And Taylor Lautner Almost Accidentally Kill Miley Cyrus's Pet Goldfish In Potentially Horrendous Deckchair Mishap
Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, Miley Cyrus, and Selena Gomez To Star In "Intimate Secrets of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders"
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart and the Munster Mystery
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have a cloud over their heads
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Love The World Cup Bees
Nina Dobrev Nixes Ian Somerhalder's Idea of Matching Intimate Tattoos
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder of The Vampire Diaries were recently spotted together at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge in West Hollywood. The two were acting like lovebirds as Nina hand-fed Ian cashew nuts while he rubbed his left hand...
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Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, Nina Dobrev, and Brad Pitt To Star In "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens 2"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The world famous Monteverdi Brothers, Amaretto and Staccato have just announced that they will soon begin production on the motion picture, "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens 2." The film will be set in the vampir…
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Ashley Greene Claims She Is Not Pregnant, Maybe It's Kristen
Asley Greene or Alice Cullen in the Twilight movies says that she is definitely not pregnant and that she believes Kristen Stewart was behind the rumor. "I don't see why she won't let down a bit. She seems jealous about all the attention I'm getti...
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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart find Drunks buy The Twilight Saga New Moon DVD
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been advised that research has shown that a large percentage of people seem to buy the Twilight Saga New Moon DVD after they get totally drunk. Yesterday for example Richard and Judy plus their daughter Ch...
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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Tweet at Twilight
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Tweet at Twilight, while lots of other couples have been known to meet at twilight. They both put lots of messages on twitter every evening at twilight and for hours they both post tweet after tweet. Pattins...
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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart claim Michael Jackson did not do moon walk it was Neil Armstrong
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been discussing the late Michael Jackson and have agreed that Jackson did not do the moonwalk,it was Neil Armstrong when he said "That's one small step for man,one giant leap for mankind". Armstrong alle...
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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Argue In A Pedicure Salon
SOHO - The world's lovebirds have sort of turned into a couple of raving ravens. Rob and Kristen stopped in to each get a pedicure at The Yo Yo Girlfriend You Want We Make Your Pretty Feets To Look Dainty Like Girl Feet Should Be Salon. As Kriste...
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Robert Pattinson To Marry Emma Watson - Taylor Lautner To Be Best Man And Kristen Stewart To Be Maid Of Honour
A text message from our showbiz source, Buffty Ginslinger, caused sharp intakes of breath and gasps of incredulity yesterday afternoon at the Skoob News office, as we were informed that Twilight star Rob Pattinson is set to marry Harry Potter star Em...
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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart prefer Twilight
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart will put their lights out tonight because they prefer twilight,not because of this Earth Hour climate change campaign. Earth Hour ,organised by the World Wildlife Fund (WWF),will see millions of people switch t...
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Pattinson, Stewart & Crew Of New Moon Avoid Near Riot
Paparazzi photographers in Vancouver nearly caused a small riot over the weekend when word leaked out that the cast stars of Twilight's, New Moon were about to appear outside at the conclusion of the filming. Next a group of fans saw the photograp...
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Derek Acorah investigates Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson
The not at all fraudulent psychic, Derek Acorah has investigated Twilight Eclipse movie stars Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson, convinced in the reality of both Vampires and Werewolves. Already, Acorah has found the Yeti, Bigfoot and the Loch Nes...
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Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, and Nina Dobrev To Star In "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens"
HOLLYWOOD - The Monteverdi Brothers, Amaretto and Staccato, both noted directors and producers, have just announced that they will soon be traveling to Sighisoara, Transylvania, to film their next motion picture entitled The Revenge of The Vajazzled...
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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & The Grand National
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been sent Grand National tips for today's race from thousands of people. Pattinson who is currently in London filming the Movie BEL AMI, has not decided who he will be backing in the Grand National, but...
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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart were invited to an Irish Bar
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were invited by a friend to an Irish Bar in New York for St Patricks Day. While they were there they met an Irishman called Cillian Murphy known to his friends as Silly. "I know your face from somewhere,I am su...
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Pattinson, Stewart & Crew Of New Moon Avoid Near Riot
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Kristen Stewart Finally Admits Martha Stewart Is Her Biological Grandmother
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Kristen Stewart To Star In "The Kristen Stewart Story"
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Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals
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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart claim Michael Jackson did not do moon walk it was Neil Armstrong
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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & The Grand National
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Kristen Stewart Had Tourettes Until She Was, Sh*t! 13!
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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Argue In A Pedicure Salon
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Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, and Nina Dobrev To Star In "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens"
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Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough To Star With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart In "Vampires Of The La Brea Tar Pits"
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Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!
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Ashley Greene Claims She Is Not Pregnant, Maybe It's Kristen
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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart were invited to an Irish Bar
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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart find Drunks buy The Twilight Saga New Moon DVD
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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart prefer Twilight
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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Tweet at Twilight
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Derek Acorah investigates Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson
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Robert Pattinson To Marry Emma Watson - Taylor Lautner To Be Best Man And Kristen Stewart To Be Maid Of Honour
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Nina Dobrev Nixes Ian Somerhalder's Idea of Matching Intimate Tattoos
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Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, Nina Dobrev, and Brad Pitt To Star In "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens 2"
