Taylor Lautner Claims Rob Pattinson Sniffs Kristen Stewart's Panties

Funny story written by Bureau

Saturday, 19 February 2011

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As Robert Pattinson was talking with a group of Twilight fans at a staged event where the actors from the Twilight movies travel and promote the show, Taylor Lautner was beside him when he heard Pattinson joke about Lautner falling asleep once and begin snoring aloud while other scenes were being filmed.

"They had to wake him up", laughed Pattinson.

"Well, at least I don't keep my fiancee's panties in my apartment to sniff", returned Lautner. "Uhohhhh! Maybe I shouldn't have said that?"

Of course, the fans went berzerk at this point and finally, nodding and laughing, Pattinson admitted that he did keep a couple of pair around.

"It makes me happy to sniff them. Call me a freak."

That was when about fifty pairs of panties began flying toward the stage.

"Hey hold on!", stated Pattinson. "I said I like sniffing MY girlfriend's panties. Placing them in a microwave for a few seconds can really bring out the perfume!"

As the panties still were being thrown, the two actors bowed away and left the stage hands to pick them up...something they didn't seem to mind.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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