The Rob Pattinson - Taylor Swift Rumors

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 17 November 2012

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Rob Pattinson and Taylor Swift shown in RPattz Ferrari. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

HOLLYWOOD - It appears that the Tinsel Town rumor mills are working overtime in regards to Rob Pattinson, star of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2.

Word filtering out of the Left Coast is that RPattz was seen in the company of Taylor Swift at the La Brea Tar Pits Drive In Theater.

A concession stand employee revealed that T-Swizzle was wearing a Twilight Saga T-shirt with a pair of Daisy Duke shorts that had been given to her by ex-boyfriend Conor Kennedy for their one month anniversary.

Pattinson was asked if he was with Swift in order to make Kristen (Stewart) jealous. He smiled as he munched on some Macho Nachos and replied that he was with Swift because he is helping her get over her breakup with Conor.

He went on to say that he and Tay-Tay share a lot of the same interests such as a love for Portuguese stamp collecting, a fondness for red M&M's, and the desire to travel to Holland to see the world-famous dikes.

Swift was asked if she was with Rob in order to make Conor jealous. She giggled and replied that she likes Rob because she knows that if she ever writes a song about him it will become an instant hit.

Taylor also noted that she loves his foreign accent along with the fact that he can name the capitals of all the planets.


When asked if there is any chance of her getting back with young Kennedy, she took the fried pickle out of her mouth and replied, "Let me make this perfectly clear. Conor and I are never, ever getting back together."

In A Related Story. Reports out of the Right Coast are that Caroline Kennedy has hired Los Angeles attorney Ginger Allred to make sure that Miss Swift does not write a song about her nephew, Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger's son Patrick, whom Taylor dated before she got involved with Conor.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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