Written by Willow

Friday, 29 July 2011

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Kristen Stewart, alleged girlfriend of vampire heart throb Robert Pattinson, was seen by shocked fans this morning leaving a top LA hair salon with a new hairdo.

Her new hairstyle was swiftly hidden under a cap, aupon seeing fans who had waited all of 30 minutes to meet her after her appointment was through. Shocked fans were unable to get a photograph, but reported that it was shaved on one side in parts and dyed bright pink on the same side whilst the other side of her head remained her usual mid length locks.

A close "friend" of Kristen rang up this reporter and said that Kristen had been fed up with the press's jibes about Robert Pattinson hair cut at the recent Comic-con and so had cut her hair in a similar fashion to show support for her boyfriend.

Pattinson was apparently shocked into silence for a whole 2 hours on seeing her new hair cut. It was said that Pattinson then had to explained to her that his hair had been cut this way for his latest film Cosmopolis, and he had not had it evened up as he was expecting some further scenes to be shot. Kristen was said, on being told, to be rather embarassed at not having realised that his hair was this way for art reasons.

The producers of "Snow White and the Huntsman" are said to be horrified and are re-writing the part of Snow White to be a punk rocker since the pink dye is proving difficult to strip out or re-dye over.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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