Funny story: Snubbed Top Brass Demotes Iraq Mud Wrestlers

Snubbed Top Brass Demotes Iraq Mud Wrestlers

CAMP BUCCA, IRAQ --- After their harrowing tour of duty in Iraq, only days away from going home, the men and women of Camp Bucca, Iraq, felt like blowing off a little steam. Now, the Guard unit stands shamed, and the soldiers have mud on their faces.

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Funny story: U.S. Sends Jedis to Iraq

U.S. Sends Jedis to Iraq

Washington D.C.- During a Department of Defense press conference on Friday, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld announced that the United States would deploy it's brigades of Jedi Knights to the war in Iraq. "Only the Jedi can restore ord...

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Funny story: ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi makes shocking confession in rogue Mosul nightclub The Burqa al-Ablah

ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi makes shocking confession in rogue Mosul nightclub The Burqa al-Ablah

No sooner was I back in Baghdad from the journey to Mosul with Hillary than I got this strange call on my cell. I was at my favorite cheap digs, the Hotel Alzubra, ready to move back towards Syria, but it was Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi saying I should return north to Mosul. "If this is Warezabar," the voice said, "I have something. Urgent." "This is Pepe Warezabar." "Yes?" His English is...

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Funny story: War in Iraq to be Stopped by Anime Demonstration of the Value of Love

War in Iraq to be Stopped by Anime Demonstration of the Value of Love

The makers of O-Bishojo, an anime cartoon show about upper-class British girls at a private school, have announced plans to bring the war in Iraq to an end by showing the next episode of their cartoon to President Bush and touring the nation...

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Funny story: Obama Laughs At American People

Obama Laughs At American People

President Obama today explained why, over the bitter objections of Senator John McCain (R-AZ), he wanted to ally the U.S. with Iran. "The U.S. instigated a Sunni-Shiite war when George W. Bush invaded Iraq. The U.S. backs the Iraq government of t...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton at Club Ali Baba and His Forty Daughters for meeting with ISIS in Iraq

Hillary Clinton at Club Ali Baba and His Forty Daughters for meeting with ISIS in Iraq

Pepe Warezabar here, just returned to Baghdad, and speaking into my laptop after rendezvous in Mosul with Hillary and the leader of ISIS. On the way there, yes, it was the orange Honda with plenty of dust, thank the bejeezus, me with pedal to the metal and Hillary in black burqa and wraparounds. Was she nervous? Who wasn't. Look, those claw marks on my right forearm could have come from anyw...

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Funny story: Topless MILF Iraqi Protestors Sign with Vivid Video

Topless MILF Iraqi Protestors Sign with Vivid Video

(Hollywood--CA) Steven Hirsch, President of adult entertainment behemoth Vivid Video, is a pornographer with a social conscience. "I was at the anti-Iraq war protest at the Pentagon a few weeks ago. And I see these five topless mothers each carr...

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Funny story: Sheehan Arrest reveals 'real killers,' Halloway murderer and missing Iraq funds

Sheehan Arrest reveals 'real killers,' Halloway murderer and missing Iraq funds

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After being arrested for civil disobedience for refusing to move from a sidewalk on Pennsylvania Avenue, anti-war protester Cindy Sheehan was sent to Guantanamo Bay.

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Funny story: Iraq wants to go back to old government

Iraq wants to go back to old government

IRAQ -- In a stunning announcement that sent newly appointed Iraqi officials to the bathroom hurling their most recent meal, Iraqi transition spokesperson Aji Aji Ben Munno al-Scirocco said everyone in the country has changed their minds and "wo...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Wants Puppet Regime Too

Bin Laden Wants Puppet Regime Too

Criminal mastermind Osama Bin Laden says Iraq has a puppet regime, and he wants one as well.

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Funny story: US sending 500 million down the rathole of Syria to carefully vetted rebels at various sign-up stations directed by Mr. Kerry

US sending 500 million down the rathole of Syria to carefully vetted rebels at various sign-up stations directed by Mr. Kerry

President Obama and his State Department are insisting there is no contradiction whatever between supporting Sunni rebels in Syria and fighting them in Iraq. The key safeguard is the "careful vetting." As Mr. Kerry has shown repeatedly, the US...

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Funny story: President Bush Asks Army Mud Wrestler to Return Purple Heart

President Bush Asks Army Mud Wrestler to Return Purple Heart

WASHINGTON - President George W. Bush has asked Private Deanna Allen, the winsome Camp Bucca flasher, to return the purple heart she has been wearing on the army's mud wrestling circuit in Iraq. Allen, who wrestles in the D-cup class, wears the medal...

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Funny story: Obama Orders Air Force to go on Strike

Obama Orders Air Force to go on Strike

PERSIAN GULF - On the USS George HW Bush, United States military personnel have gone on general strike. Picket signs were seen as navy airmen locked hands around their aircraft. "1, 2, 3, 4, better pay for better war; 5, 6, 7, 8, management we...

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Funny story: Saddam released with caution

Saddam released with caution

Adhul, Iraq, in what was described by US Defence Secratary, Donald Rumsfeld as "The very definition of swift justice", Saddam Hussein has been processed, booked and released on three seperate charges of 'breach of the peace', 'e...

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Funny story: Late Maxwell Smart's Memoirs Show He Reported Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq

Late Maxwell Smart's Memoirs Show He Reported Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq

Secret Agent Maxwell Smart of CONTROL passed away quietly this week. Upon his death, his personnal journals and memoirs were made public. Several startling revelations were contained within, including the fact that it was Smart who first reported t...

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Funny story: US finally finds smoking gun in Iraq

US finally finds smoking gun in Iraq

In what seems to be a breakthrough in their quest for Iraqi WMD U.S forces may have found indications of chemical weapons near Al Baklava barrack complex, Fos News confirmed Friday. According to the news agency, Iraqi villagers recently reported susp...

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Funny story: Iraq War Opponents Were Bloody Right When They Denounced "Blood for Oil"

Iraq War Opponents Were Bloody Right When They Denounced "Blood for Oil"

Measure the blood shed in the Iraq War and then the 40% of the entire Middle East's oil reserves that the Iraqi government has just put up for sale. Is that bloody drop in the bucket of blood what motivated the US neocon chickenhawks and dupes like John Major to go along with the human sacrifice to the god of oil? China Oil and Shell have already laid claim to contracts and now multinational...

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Funny story: Crude will rocket to $150 a barrel as Iranian 'peacekeepers' help Iraq

Crude will rocket to $150 a barrel as Iranian 'peacekeepers' help Iraq

Washington - Iran's Ayatollahs are offering to pour oil on troubled waters by sending a 100,000-strong pisskeeping farce to neighboring Iraq. A lot of Russian-sourced hardware like ground-to-air missal launchers and photon torpedoes are also thoug...

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Funny story: Sadam considering legal action against Osama Bin Laden over Bush Jibe.

Sadam considering legal action against Osama Bin Laden over Bush Jibe.

Former President of Iraq Sadam Hussain was in tears last night as details of latest audiotaped message from al-Qaida chief Osama bin Laden was leaked to him by a friendly American GI. In the tape Osama compared Bush to Sadam Hussain and called both o...

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Funny story: ISIS Re-Names Itself S.H.I.T.

ISIS Re-Names Itself S.H.I.T.

As the United States-led battle against radical forces rages in Iraq and Syria, a new linguistic front is emerging. Muslim groups in Europe and beyond are lashing out at the Islamic State in protests and on social media, advocating alternative ways...

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