Snubbed Top Brass Demotes Iraq Mud Wrestlers
CAMP BUCCA, IRAQ --- After their harrowing tour of duty in Iraq, only days away from going home, the men and women of Camp Bucca, Iraq, felt like blowing off a little steam. Now, the Guard unit stands shamed, and the soldiers have mud on their faces.
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Jesus' Sandals Found in Iraq Desert
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iraq - In Iraq this morning, fighting had broken out in the desert. The fighting was fierce at first, but soon died down when everyone ran out of ammo.
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A British Warship Sinks An Iraqi Naval Vessel That Got Within 2 Miles of The English Coast
PENZANCE, England – (Satire News) – London’s Ta Ta For Now News has just reported that the English destroyer the HMS Toot Sweet fired upon and sunk an Iraqi gunboat that stupidly sailed into British waters. The commander of the British destroyer,…
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Bin Laden Wants Puppet Regime Too
Criminal mastermind Osama Bin Laden says Iraq has a puppet regime, and he wants one as well.
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President Bush Asks Army Mud Wrestler to Return Purple Heart
WASHINGTON - President George W. Bush has asked Private Deanna Allen, the winsome Camp Bucca flasher, to return the purple heart she has been wearing on the army's mud wrestling circuit in Iraq. Allen, who wrestles in the D-cup class, wears the medal...
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An Iraqi Jet Flies Within 2 Miles of England and PM Boris Johnson Is One Pissed Off Hombre
LONDON - (UK Satire) - 10 Downing Street is not a happy place at the moment. Tickety Boo News reporter Neville Twickenbuck reports that an Iraqi jet fighter that came extremely close to the mother land has the prime minister, as well as every memb…
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United Nations Authorize No Fly Zone
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"Comical Ali" Denies Interim Government Exists
CLEVELAND - Mohammed Saeed Sahaf, Iraq's foreign miniter under Saddam Hussein, held a press conference today in which he insisted that the Iraqi interim government does not exist. Sahaf enjoyed brief worldwide fame during the invasion of Iraq wh...
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Topless MILF Iraqi Protestors Sign with Vivid Video
(Hollywood--CA) Steven Hirsch, President of adult entertainment behemoth Vivid Video, is a pornographer with a social conscience. "I was at the anti-Iraq war protest at the Pentagon a few weeks ago. And I see these five topless mothers each carr...
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Tony Blair turns a rack black
Tony Blair burned several rounds of toast and turned a rack black. The entire rack of toast was so burnt and smoking like the remains of an invaded country like Iraq after it was illegally invaded. Fire-fighters turned up at the Blairs mansion aft...
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Mossad promised me Throne of Israel Tony Blair tells Chilcot Inquiry
London - (Enron Fallout Mess): Fame, riches and the queenship of Israel were among Mossad temptations** offered to Tony Blair the Chilcot Inquiry heard today. A fabulous bounty from the Bernard Madoff charitable foundation included a stunning WMD...
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George Bush Repents and Admits He Has Been "Very Bad and Dishonest" About the Iraq War
WASHINGTON (AP)-- Just two weeks before the Congressional elections on November 7 which are expected to hand Congress over to the Democrats, President George Bush suddenly developed a conscience and admitted that he has been "very bad and dishon...
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God Gives Bush Timeline to Withdraw Troops Bush Vows to Veto
US President George W. Bush, known for his many conversations with God, may have hit a snag in their relationship. God has joined Democrats in urging the President to provide a timeline for withdrawl of US troops from Iraq.
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US Declares a World Record Victory in Iraq
Baghdad -- The United States military today is celebrating a major win in Iraq. American troops are heading home after setting the world record for the longest and most expensive stop and frisk in the history of law enforcement. "It seems like onl...
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President Bush Asks Army Mud Wrestler to Return Purple Heart
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Lemmings Form Iraq Suicide Brigade
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George Bush Repents and Admits He Has Been "Very Bad and Dishonest" About the Iraq War
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Cheney: All Americans Must Come to Iraq
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Topless MILF Iraqi Protestors Sign with Vivid Video
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Bush Replaces Petraeus: Patton Resurrected
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Hillary Clinton Calls for Iraq "Combo" Strategy
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Mossad promised me Throne of Israel Tony Blair tells Chilcot Inquiry
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Tony Blair turns a rack black
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An Iraqi Jet Flies Within 2 Miles of England and PM Boris Johnson Is One Pissed Off Hombre
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Drill Sergeant Takes Over Iraq, Makes Whole Country Drop For Push-Ups
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"Comical Ali" Denies Interim Government Exists
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Bin Laden Wants Puppet Regime Too
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Snubbed Top Brass Demotes Iraq Mud Wrestlers
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US Teaches Iraqi Soldiers To "Geek" Frogs, Chickens
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Jesus' Sandals Found in Iraq Desert
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God Gives Bush Timeline to Withdraw Troops Bush Vows to Veto
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John Kerry Wants French Toast
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US Declares a World Record Victory in Iraq
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A British Warship Sinks An Iraqi Naval Vessel That Got Within 2 Miles of The English Coast
