CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - President Bush, after vetoing the bill to withdraw troops from Iraq, said, "Congress needs to pass an emergency war spending bill quickly" and "...Confident that with goodwill on both sides we can get our troops the money and flexibililly they need as soon as possible. The need to act is urgent."
Democratic presidential candidates made a point of reminding voters that Tuesday was the fourth anniversary of President Bush's speech declaring an end to major combat in Iraq, like September 11th was the anniversary of Bush's daddy announcing the New World Order.
On Hillary Rodham Clinton's campaign Web site read in bold type below a photo of Bush standing on the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln in front of a sign that read "Mission Accomplished," and "One of the most shameful episodes in American history."
The statement went on to say:
The President took us to a preemptive war of his choosing based on his assessment of faulty evidence and trumped up facts. He ignored the warnings of senior military advisors and he retaliated against those who tried to stop him. And once he got the authority to put inspectors back into Iraq, he ignored their findings. It is something that will stand as one of the darkest blots on leadership we've ever had in our nation's history.
Hillary will now lead the fight to impeach Bush. Hillary screamed, "How DARE he do something like that when I'm moving my campaign for presidency forward? I'll get that rotten sumabeech! I'll tear every hair out of his pointed head!" She then stormed out of the room.
Bill Clinton just looked at the reporter, took him by the arms, smiled, and said, "It's just that time of the month."
