The United States Sends 80 Surveillance Spy Balloons To Fly Over China
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre has informed the US media that the president has sent 80 spy balloons to fly over China and take photos of military installations. Miss Jean-Pierre, said that of the…
Read full storyAlabama's Top Female Wrestler Is Found To Be a Hermaphrodite
MADISON SQUARE GARDEN - (Sports Satire) - The New York State Wrestling Guild (NYSWG) has just learned from the guild physician that Alabama wrestler Lili The Dixie Dumpster, has been found to have a penis. The female wrestler, whose real name is L…
Read full storyA Chinese Surveillance Balloon Is Spotted in The Oklahoma Sky
TULSA, Oklahoma - (Satire News) - Several citizens of Tulsa report seeing a Chinese surveillance balloon in the Oklahoma sky. Cory "Bubba" Quillbox, 52, one of several Oklahomans who saw the ping pong ball looking object, said that the spy balloon…
Read full storyHow Can It Be Wrong When It Feels So Right? Shoot The Sumbitch Down!
BILLINGSGATE POST: Correct me if I’m right. But how can it be wrong when it feels so right? Life is full of conundrums, some more puzzling than others. Who’s to judge what is right or wrong? A better question: Who should be the final arbiter r…
Read full storyA 6-Foot-9-Inch Female Chinese Wrestler Is Married To a Jewish Circus Midget
PANAMA CITY, Florida - (Sports Territory) - Sportsapalooza announces that China's number one wrestler Ling Foo Fuk, who stands 6' 9" and weighs 269 pounds has just married a midget with the Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey Circus. Pia Confet…
Read full storyGuy Who Lost Hunter Biden's Hard Drive in the Mail Claims He Knows Everything About Chinese Balloon
Washington - Fox News Commentator Tucker Carlson, who once claimed he had the goods on Hunter Biden after his sources secured the hard drive from the laptop Biden owned, only to lose the drive download in the mail, is nevertheless convinced that he n…
Read full storySex Is Now More Popular In Green Bay Than The Packers
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - Sports Territory writer Hiawatha Pamplona, has just stated that a recent QuinniPinni Poll that was taken in Green Bay, has found that the sex act has now become more popular that the beloved Green Bay Packers.
Read full storyDid King Charles Use The F Word Describing His 2nd Son And Daughter-In-Law?
It may have been an early Sunday morning hoax or King Charles with an open mike. Nevertheless, Sunday morning on You-Tube, there was a photograph of King Charles on the screen, and King Charles prepared to make a public announcement about why Harry a…
Read full storyScotland Has Just Prohibited Couples From Engaging In Greek Style Sex
ATHENS, Greece - (Satire News) - The government of Greece, has just announced that effective in three months, the sexual coital act, known as "Greek Style" will be strictly verboten (prohibited). A spokesperson for the Greek government, Ethos Stra…
Read full storyScotland Yards Reports That Queen Elizabeth Was Arrested Back in 1977
WASHINGTON, D.C. - United Kingdom Satire) - An employee for Scotland Yard recently revealed that the territorial police force has uncovered a secret file filled with the sexual exploits of several very high profile British individuals; including Prin…
Read full storyCouple looking a cheap Valentine's night out
Long married couple Gary and Lorraine Johnson are looking for a very cheap night out on Valentine's day. 'It seems that Valentine's day is getting more and more expensive' said Gary 'Lorraine and myself just want a quite night out that won't cost…
Read full storyThe George Santos Drag Race
George Santos is the biggest new star in the House of Representatives, but he’s not stopping there. The Congressman is set to star on his own reality competition show, “The George Santos Drag Race.” The show, now airing on MTV, enlists some of t…
Read full storyBiden Had Chinese Spy Balloons - Trump Had Chinese Spy Balloons
ABCDE News reports Defense officials said three Chinese spy balloons came over America while Trump was President. Biden shot down his white Spy balloon. Trump was playing Golf the day his Balloons came in and out of the country - was ignoran…
Read full storyCouple who have never watched Happy Valley not really that sad about it ending
Although all of their friends, and quite a few of their enemies have told happy couple Lorraine and Gary Johnson to watch Happy Valley, they are not really that sad that they haven't. 'Yes' said Lorraine 'A few people have told us that we really s…
Read full storyPoetry performance only has an audience of three, two are there to get out of the rain
A poetry performance at the Wet Sprocket pub in Mithering on the Trent only had three audience members, two of which were there to escape the rain. The Mithering Poets, all of whom should know better performed in the pub for 2 hours (including an…
Read full storyLiz Truss- She's Baack! - "Left Wingers Did Me In!"
In a recent CCN article Liz Truss speaks out. and defends her 49 chaos filled days in office. She claims the Left wing Economic establishment did dirty media stories to get rid of her. She vehemently denies it was because of her own Stupidity…
Read full storyNo “Child” Left Behind in North Korea
North Korea found the internet! And it purchased and trained a kid to pretend she has a glorious life, just like a normal child. Again, North Korea has made itself so isolated from the world – thinking that was a good move – that it can’t see the…
Read full storyRiding Kim’s White Horse Into the Sunset
Is there some major crisis happening in the world, and you don’t know to whom to turn? Ever needed a hero? Oh sure, America likes to think it’s the hero of the world, but can’t there be more than one? What do you need to be a hero? If you’ve seen…
Read full storyRambo Trudeau Saving Haiti from Crips & Bloods
Canada has sent its military down to Haiti to break up some gang action. Really? This is what the Canuck military does? Will they be heading to do some drive-by damage to the Crips and Bloods in Los Angeles next? Does Canada not have gangs of its…
Read full storyChina threatens to send agents to birthday parties across America to pop balloons in retaliation for America shooting down a Chinese "weather balloon"
Organisers of birthdays parties across the United States have been put on high alert as the Beijing government reacted angrily to the US administration's decision to send an F22 fighter to shoot down a spy balloon that had been flying over America fo…
Read full storyMcCarthy and House GOP Announce Select Committee to Investigate Investigations
Washington - U.S. House Speaker Kevin McCarthy and his Committee Chairman of the Judiciary Jim Jordan announced the formation of a select committee to investigate allegations of excessive investigations taking place in Washington D.C.
Read full storyThe 'Hammie' Awards - Woman Dressed as a Giant Red Bush Voted Best Costume
It's the annual 'Hammie" awards and actresses who will Never win anything in their whole Life - will show up in weird costumes. This year the woman dressed like a giant red Rose Bush - (showing just her hands and eyes) - won best Costume. (…
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