George Santos is the biggest new star in the House of Representatives, but he’s not stopping there. The Congressman is set to star on his own reality competition show, “The George Santos Drag Race.”
The show, now airing on MTV, enlists some of the biggest drag queens in politics to compete for the approval of George Santos, the biggest queen in the Republican Party. Santos is a legend in the Brazilian drag queen world, where he is usually known as “Kitara.” This is short for his full drag queen name of Kitara Revache. The premiere episode was a rousing success and drew millions of viewers.
Lindsay Graham was the clear winner in the “Best Denial” category, impressing the judges by reading a letter in which he denied Chelsea Handler’s clam that he is gay. Each proud denial was accompanied with a sarcastic eye roll, causing the judges roared with laughter.
Rudy Giuliani was also a big hit on the show, cracking jokes about his close relationship with Donald Trump. “Men,” Rudy sighed. “They’ll promise you the world, in their boudoir. But when it comes to paying your legal fees, forget it!”
Competition is fierce on the show. The winners get to keep their rights, unlike most gay people under the new laws sponsored by the GOP. The show is expected to face stiff competition from its timeslot rival, “The Kanye West Hitler Hour,” which is new on the Fox Channel.
