MADISON SQUARE GARDEN - (Sports Satire) - The New York State Wrestling Guild (NYSWG) has just learned from the guild physician that Alabama wrestler Lili The Dixie Dumpster, has been found to have a penis.
The female wrestler, whose real name is Lili Lowmunfix, holds the Alabama Female Wrestling Title, as well as being married to a gynecologist Dr. Roland P. Peckinweiser.
A rep for the NYSWG says that Miss Lowmunfix has been disqualified and she will have her championship belt taken from her, plus she will be fined between $9,000 and $17,000 dollars.
Meanwhile, Dr. Peckinweiser says that he will be contacting his attorney and they will be filing an $8.2 million lawsuit charging the wrestling guild with Nolo Contavaginatalia. ■
