The 'Hammie' Awards - Woman Dressed as a Giant Red Bush Voted Best Costume

Funny story written by UncleDale

Monday, 6 February 2023

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An AI search for "woman dressed red bush" made this *shrug*

It's the annual 'Hammie" awards and actresses who will Never win anything in their whole Life - will show up in weird costumes.

This year the woman dressed like a giant red Rose Bush - (showing just her hands and eyes) - won best Costume.

(How did they get her here - in a pick - up truck?)

(It's rumored the politically powerful Bush family bankrolled the Actress as Bush Jr. and Jeb might try for the 2024 Presidency. )

They consider Trump a Loser Punk - really hate him.

The giant Rhinestone Vibrator with Rhinestone leotards almost won first Place.

(Ru Paul is rumored to be inside but we couldn't see the face.)

Then there were the Actresses with Backless and also nearly Frontless dresses held on with clear duct Tape.

And also, a clever white 'Number' - where - when the actress moves her buttocks - the gown splits and you could see way up her rear crack.

It was decadent Entertainment Capitalism at its worse.

(None of the Movies Producers pay any taxes either).

At least they kept the red-Carpet Red. But is that Socialistic?

(Lance Bottomly - Hollywood Gossip Journalist)

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