Biden Had Chinese Spy Balloons - Trump Had Chinese Spy Balloons

Funny story written by UncleDale

Monday, 6 February 2023

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I thought maybe they were meant for me - it was my birthday

ABCDE News reports Defense officials said three Chinese spy balloons came over America while Trump was President.

Biden shot down his white Spy balloon.

Trump was playing Golf the day his Balloons came in and out of the country - was ignorant they were even in the country.

Staff can't bother him during Golf - unless Hillary is up to something.

He had a 24 hour watch on Hillary - but was unconcerned about giant dictatorship China - since they were friends of Putin.

'"I thought maybe they were meant for me - as Party Balloons,” he told an Aide.

“They were about the time of my Birthday.

“They know I am white and like things 'White'.

“Also - I can't shoot Balloons down belonging to Friends of Vlad."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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