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Read full storyAlabama Leads The Nation In Roadkill
MONTGOMERY, Alabama - (Satire News) - The US Department of Information has just stated that the southern state of Alabama leads the nation in incidents of roadkill (animals). A spokesperson for the USDI stated that since Alabama has lots of highwa…
Read full storyKing Charles III To Visit Russia And Try To Talk Some Sense Into President Putin Regarding The Russia-Ukraine War
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The new king of England, King Charles III, will be flying to Moscow to meet with the Russian leader, President Putin. A source close to the king stated that Charles has known Vlady for many years, and he truly feels that he…
Read full storyAdam Bandt apologises for Queen’s death tweet: “I meant ‘Australia must move left’, not ‘forward’”
Following days of intense criticism, Australian Greens leader Adam Bandt has finally admitted that his contemptuous tweet mere hours after Queen Elizabeth’s death was a mistake. “Last Friday I posted a tweet that I hadn’t given adequate thought t…
Read full storyKing Chuck vs. The Pen
The pen is still mightier than the sword, as displayed by King Chuck (thank you for that name, it makes comedy so much easier), who is already having a terrible time related to pens. First, the ink pot that refused to move itself when he was about…
Read full storyPresident Biden and Prime Minister Truss Agree Queen Elizabeth Was The Greatest Queen Ever - President Putin Disagrees
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Queen Elizabeth reigned as queen of England from 1952 to 2022, a total of 70 years. President Biden recently paid tribute to her majesty at a Baltimore Orioles - New York Yankees game, and said that Queen Elizabeth…
Read full storyThe BBC Is Reporting That King Charles III's Crown Is The Most Expensive In History
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The British Broadcasting Corporation is reporting that the crown of the newly crowned monarch, King Charles III, is the most expensive crown ever manufactured. According to BBC reporter Tyrus Bottomiddle, 43, the crown was m…
Read full storySasquatch AKA Big Foot Spotted In Rhode Island
TARANTULA FUR, Rhode Island - (Satire News) - Big Foot, the ape-like creature that resides in the forests of the Left Coast has been spotted on the extreme Right Coast. An expert on Sasquatch, or Big Foot te creature is referred to by many, was se…
Read full storyWheel of Fortune Supreme Court
The US Supreme Court may or may not be legitimate. Even the judges are debating if they really exist, if they’re fully sane, and whether or not some of them are eve judges (and wet t-shirt contests do NOT count). So to cut through all the red tape…
Read full storyThe British Commonwealth is on its Last Legs
'It is the last tattered fig leaf on a helmeted sculpture of Britannia - representing the past vast military and commercial conquest of the world by England - said journalist Boris Blathering - (who is part Irish). The British Empire probably ki…
Read full storyAnd Yet Again, Another European War
Not again! Holy fuck, Europe, will you please stop! The world got sucked into two of your major wars, plus a few smaller hellish nightmares … when we you people move? You’re becoming neighbors who won’t turn down your radios after ten o’clock – m…
Read full storyIsrael Demands Reparations from Italy over Romans Invading Israel and Stealing Country - 2,000 years ago
"There is no historical deadline on massive illegal crimes by any country, " said an Israeli government spokesman. Italians, then called Romans, under an Emperor, invaded the Country of Israel (then called Judea) - and militarily occupied it. The…
Read full storyThe King’s Hands in Cold Storage
Now that Chucky is king (when is she gonna bump off – at my age I’ve got maybe ten years to be king – the throne won’t even have my ass dent in it before William takes over), there are certain things that he is no longer allowed to do. As seen in…
Read full storyAll Hail The Tampon King
How to protest in the Year of Our Satan, 2022. You don’t. You don’t have the right to because politicians today and yesterday made new laws to prevent you from heckling them, telling them they are pieces of shit, repeating their sins and crimes…
Read full storyA Sexy Transwomen From The Left Coast Says Trump Wants Her To Have His Baby
TOPANGA CANYON, California - (Satire News) - Hollywood Innuendo has stated that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump (alias The Sexual Predator) has had many rendezvous' with a very good-looking transgender woman from Rancho Cucamonga named Melody Vixon, 29…
Read full storyA Swedish Aircraft Carrier Hits An Iceberg
STOCKHOLM, Sweden - (World Satire) - The Swiss Miss News Agency is reporting that the Swedish aircraft carrier, The Linnea Borealis, has struck an iceberg in the North Sea. According to the Swedish government, The Linnea Borealis, sustained damage…
Read full storyA Team of American Explorers Have Discovered The Largest Volcano On Record At The South Pole
SOMEWHERE IN THE SOUTH POLE - (Satire News) - The Bravisimo Network is reporting that the famed American exploring team of Bettabicker and Fernandez has just discovered the largest volcano in history. The team of explorers came upon the volcano, w…
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