The US Supreme Court may or may not be legitimate. Even the judges are debating if they really exist, if they’re fully sane, and whether or not some of them are eve judges (and wet t-shirt contests do NOT count).
So to cut through all the red tape and Clarence Thomases and his wife trying to take down the nation, there will be a new way to “judge” cases in America.
Coming this Fall, it’s the Supreme Court Wheel of Fortune!
Spin the wheel and win big prizes. Would you like to buy a vowel? Can you get Big Pharma or some weasel scum shithead from an oil company – or Bill Gates and his syringes – to finance your purchase of a vowel? If you can swear to be corrupt and take all the money and say Fuck It to the American public … that E is yours.
(Of course, there’s a hierarchy of vowels. An ‘E’ will cost more than a ‘U’, and the verdict is still out on whether or not a ‘Y’ is a vowel at all.)
Would you like to solve the puzzle? Who says you’re allowed to? You solving was fixed, the machines were broken, the way to wheel spins was fixed from day one, and Pat Sajak and Vanna White aren’t gonna save your ass when the heat is on.
Do judges really want to go down this road, where laws come and go with the spin of a wheel?
And that’s another reason why the American Empire is dying … their highest judges can’t solve basic puzzles.
