Send $49.95 and Become a Trump Personal Friend - and get a Card Saying That

Funny story written by UncleDale

Tuesday, 13 September 2022

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Another happy customer!

Trumps Friends' and his many other Groups online - asking for funds - have so far raised $200 million dollars for our dear Trump - said a hot Melania look - a - like model in Uncle Sam tights and top hat - on Fox TV.

Trump need a Billion dollars to become president in 2024 - won't you help?

He wouldn't ask - but has court proceedings against him in five states.

Please dig into that Social Security Money and help our sweet, innocent president. You know he never lies or does any bad things - you can see it in his face. And he doesn't care about being rich. He just wants to take care of you. Think of all the things he has done for you.

Anyway - to change the subject - send $49. 95 and become Trump's Personal Friend. Your name will go on a list and - as he faithfully reads every list - he will see your name there. And you will be part of the Trump Revolution - sort of like the American Revolution - bringing Trumpism to all America - forever and ever.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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