"There is no historical deadline on massive illegal crimes by any country, " said an Israeli government spokesman.
Italians, then called Romans, under an Emperor, invaded the Country of Israel (then called Judea) - and militarily occupied it. They killed hundreds of thousands of Jews and enslaved thousands - destroyed a world-famous archaeological site - the Jewish Temple - and took the Temple Treasury to Rome. The Temple Treasury money was then used to build the Roman Coliseum - which was then used as a place to kill many Jews and Christians.
They also killed a leading Jewish Prophet, Joshua of Nazareth, who was critical of Rome, and crucified him.
Italians totally trashed the country, and now, Israel wants a Billion dollars as Reparations money.
With this money, Israel can build more West Bank settlements and rid the West bank of the local Muslim inhabitants - totally make it Jewish land.
The Muslims regard the Israelis as the Romans of their day - but we were here first. Mohammed wasn't even born when the Jews ruled Jerusalem.
“Technically, other peoples built Jerusalem - and we came in and invaded - and took over the city for the Jews (some blood shed of course) - and with the express approval of the God Jehovah - (as told to us by our priests).” The spokesman admitted.
“But there was no excuse for the Romans to invade and take over Jerusalem and Israel - It was a greedy, bloody, land grab.
“So, we want a Billion dollars Reparations. Sorry I couldn’t end with a joke.”
