The British Commonwealth is on its Last Legs

Funny story written by UncleDale

Tuesday, 13 September 2022

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'It is the last tattered fig leaf on a helmeted sculpture of Britannia - representing the past vast military and commercial conquest of the world by England - said journalist Boris Blathering - (who is part Irish).

The British Empire probably killed as many people as the Roman Empire - since they had better military technology.

At least they gave everybody good rail service - for the people who survived their occupation in so many countries.

Anyway, some countries are giving up their Commonwealth membership - they get nothing out of it commercially - and have to put with with periodic Boring visits by Royals. who come by - wave and smile and leave.

Useless PR visits.

Visits that do nothing economically for these countries, or the inhabitants - and remind occupied people of the lousy days of Life under the British Empire.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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