Home Secretary accidentally sends private email to Vladimir Putin
Suella Braverman is reported to have sent the Russian President a recipe by email. The message, sent from her work email to her personal email account and then forwarded, attached a Word document entitled Roasted Asylum Seeker with Beans. Miss Bra…
Read full storyBoris Johnson Visits Brooklyn
BROOKLYN, New York - (Satire News) - The former prime minister of England recently visited America, with the idea of moving here. It's no secret that Boris has told more than a lot of people that he is just simply fed up with the politics of Parli…
Read full storyLiz Truss States For The Record That The Reason Why She Resigned The British PM's Position Was Not Due To Her Lopsided Cervix
SOHO, England - (Satire News) - The 44-day prime minister of England, Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss recently met with BBC reporter Tyrus Bottomfiddle at the Liquid Lizard Pub in Soho. Truss was dressed in a pink Manchester United Red Devils halter to…
Read full story“Where’s Nancy?”
BILLINGSGATE POST: Only if there were a horse involved, could this story smell more like horse manure. Check this out. It’s 2:30 AM in San Fransicko. Two grown men, both wearing Fruit-of-the-Loom ball huggers, fighting with a hammer, when someone…
Read full storyThe San Francisco Beavers Defeat The Georgia G-Spots 42-41 in Women's Federated Football League Action
SAN FRANCISCO - (Sports Satire) - According to Sports Mirror reporter Tortilla Torres, the Women's Federated Football League (WFFL) is picking up millions of viewers each week. In the most recent game the San Francisco Beavers defeated the Georgia…
Read full storyThe Spare Prince
News Flash To Prince Harry: Most families worldwide have more than one child. This planet is populated with several billion Spares. Those Spares usually grow up loving their older brother or sister. They seldom regard themselves as leftover placenta,…
Read full storyVerteran NASCAR Driver Quits Due To Suffering From Uncontrollable Road Rage
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Sports Buzz reporter Jenny Jo Viper, has just broken the story that NASCAR's veteran race car driver Gomer "Goober" Woodglue, 32, has decided to hang up his foam rear-view mirror dice for good. Miss Viper…
Read full storyLiz Truss Prime Ministerial Diaries are only a Pamphlet
With less than nine weeks until Christmas, publishers Botchitt and Scarper have offered Liz Truss £15,000 for the publishing of her Prime Ministerial diaries, only to realise that they will only be publishing a pamphlet. Mickey Moneybags, from the…
Read full storyFake News Stories Sell More Ads - Make More Money than Real Stories - Goodbye Democracy
Studies were done at Cornhole University in Iowa that definitively proved fake news stories generate 30% more ad dollars than real world events. Fake stories can be done with more drama and tragedy - and get people in the mood to buy. Especially…
Read full storyGuardian Reader has never eaten Tofu
Gary Johnson, a Guardian reader for many years now, has never once eaten Tofu. 'Yes' said Gary on his blog 'I am one of the Guardian Reading, Tofu Eating members of the Wokerati that are responsible for all of the country's ills, only to confuse t…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Left Her Adopted Son $21 Million
LONDON - (Satire News) - King Charles III, who is the executor of her majesty's estate will, has just informed the news media that Queen Elizabeth left her adopted son Billiando Chekchov the sum of $12 million. Elizabeth adopted Billiando the firs…
Read full storyA Man Showed up at Nancy Pelosi's House and Hit her Husband with a Hammer
Super reporter Basil Blathering recounts his experience of the ordeal. "I was near the scene while it happened. I was visiting my cousin Reginald Blathering, a top interior decorator in San Francisco - (he likes Leather, in furniture.). I Miss…
Read full storyThe Florida Nazi Federation Has Just Endorsed Trump For 2024
ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida - (Satire News) - Trump has just received his very first 2024 campaign endorsement. It comes from one of his favorite organizations; other than the Proud Boys, the Oath Keepers, the KKK, and the Taliban. The Florida Nazi…
Read full storyMan hasn't put his clock back
Barry Humphry Brassingthwaite has shocked his house by forgetting to put the clocks, back again, as he has done all of his life. Barry's daughter Tracey told us 'My Dad is a great bloke, but every year we have to remind him to put the clocks back,…
Read full storyTrump Lets It Slip That He Uses The "N" Word At Least 10 to 12 Times a Day
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Donald Trump keeps getting stupider and stupider with each new day. Daily Dirt reporter Stormy Coin, has just learned that the Trumpturd accidentally let it slip out that he uses the "N" word at least 10 to 12 times a…
Read full storyNASCAR Driver Bubba Wallace Suspended For Spitting On The Windshield of Kyle Larson's Race Car
LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - Bubba Wallace who many say has a fuse the size of a grain of Louisiana dirt rice, has just been suspended from racing in a NASCAR sanctioned race for 13 months. According to NASCAR, Wallace had received a total of fou…
Read full storyNottingham Forest Relegated But Looking Forward to Their Next Promotion in 2045
Nottingham - Nottingham Forest FC finds itself in the bottom 3 in the Premier League table midway through its first season in the top flight since 1999, but Manager Steve Cooper isn’t worried about being demoted to the Championship again. “Hey we…
Read full storyKari Lake: “I’ll Accept Arizona Election Results If Democrats Just Stay the F#@k Home November 8”
Phoenix - Arizona Gubernatorial candidate, former news commentator and Trump Cult hero Kari Lake promised that she would accept the results of the November 8th election, with the only stipulation that all Democrats, Socialists, Communists and other “…
Read full storyIt's Finally Here - The Liz Truss - Mike Field Sex Tape
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The much-awaited former UK prime minister's sex tape with her boyfriend, Mike Field, has finally made its way into mainstream media. The extremely explicit video tape which is titled "The Liz Truss - Mike Field Sex…
Read full storyDanica Patrick Says She Received a Text Message From Tom Brady
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - Danica Patrick who is head-over-heals in love with her boyfriend Green Bay quarterback Aaron Rodgers, told her pedicurist that she recently received a text message from Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Bra…
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