The Florida Nazi Federation Has Just Endorsed Trump For 2024

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 30 October 2022

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ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida - (Satire News) - Trump has just received his very first 2024 campaign endorsement.

It comes from one of his favorite organizations; other than the Proud Boys, the Oath Keepers, the KKK, and the Taliban.

The Florida Nazi Federation, which is made up of 873 members, has thrown their support behind the Trumpster.

Trump is trilled since Florida, as everyone knows, is Ron DeSantis Country.

DJT notes that since his father, one of his paternal uncles, and his maternal grandmother were all Nazi's, his decision just stands to reason, because like Adolf Hitler, used to say back during WW II, "One theenk about us Nazi's is dat we stick together closer dan cheddar cheese on a pepperoni pizza." ■

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