MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Donald Trump keeps getting stupider and stupider with each new day.
Daily Dirt reporter Stormy Coin, has just learned that the Trumpturd accidentally let it slip out that he uses the "N" word at least 10 to 12 times a day.
DJT was talking to one of his Secret Service agents when he blurted out that he has actually been using the "N" word ever since he was six-years-old.
He noted that one of his relatives, Uncle Dirk, used to use the word over 30 times a day. Trump then noted that one of his cousins, Lorna Cora Trump worked as a receptionist for a gynecologist in Queens, and she sometimes used the word in the office.
Meanwhile, Miss Coin, said that the bruthas at Sing Sing Prison can hardly wait to have a nice, long, TALK with Don the "N" word spewing racist.