A Man Showed up at Nancy Pelosi's House and Hit her Husband with a Hammer

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 30 October 2022

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One wonders if the whole barrel might not be rotten.

Super reporter Basil Blathering recounts his experience of the ordeal.

"I was near the scene while it happened.

I was visiting my cousin Reginald Blathering, a top interior decorator in San Francisco - (he likes Leather, in furniture.). I Missed the Scoop of a lifetime.

The details are simple. Dedicated Trump follower shows up at Nancy's modest four-Million-dollar home - the naive Husband opens the door. and Bam! the guy is in - armed with a hammer. And starts screaming - Where's Nancy!

The quick-thinking husband said don't you mean Hillary?

But the guy said - No Nancy-another Trumper will visit Hillary.

The Husband then hid in the bathroom - called police but still got hit by the guy's hammer and had to go to the hospital (fractured skull).

What set this normal Trump follower off? Possibly Fox News and 1, 000 Right Wing Republican radio stations Across America 'demonizing' Nancy Pelosi night and day for the last 20 years. But Congressional Republicans - (who also demonize Nancy daily) - ‘pooh - poohed' this idea.

They said he was just a rotten Apple in the Republican Barrel. (One wonders if the whole barrel might not be rotten.)

Basically - you have all these good, Church going Christian Republicans spewing Hate and Vitriol at Nancy for 20 years - and at Hillary (40 years).

And then afterward walking around thinking what good, sweet Christians they are - and that they are going to Heaven for all their kind sweet actions in Life.

Well - aren't they in for a Surprise! "

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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