Biden Picks Disinformation Board: Overlooks Dr. Billingsgate
BILLINGSGATE POST: President Biden came under fire today for choosing Nina Jankowicz to lead the Department of Homeland Security’s Disinformation Governance Board, completely overlooking Dr. Viscount Billingsgate for the job. While admitting that…
Read full storyMelania Trump And Ivanka Trump Hate Each Other More Than Both Hate Yeast Infections
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The man, who is without a doubt the most hated person in the entire country, (Donald Trump), recently went in to have 93 pounds of fat-as-hell belly fat tissue removed by way of his anal cavity (i.e. asshole). Doctor's…
Read full storyOral Sex Has Just Surpassed Baseball As The All-Time, Favorite American Pastime
CLEVELAND, Ohio - (Sports Satire) - A recent QuinniPinni Poll has just revealed an astoundingly astonishing fact. The poll which was taken of over 13 million Americans between the ages of 21 and 101, clearly showed, without a shadow of a doubt tha…
Read full storyDonald Trump To Have A Liposuction Procedure To Remove 93 Pounds of Belly Fat VIA His Rectum
BOSTON - (Satire News) - The Trumptard (aka the Predatorial Racist) recently flew into "Bean Town," to have 93 pounds of his belly fat removed via an anal procedure. Trump told Fox News host Maria Bartiromo (who is one of the He-Whore's many bitch…
Read full storyWhen will trainspotting be trendy?
Hello, Mr Ray Ving here. You might remember me from such thought-provoking articles as My Chimpanzee only holds my hand, My Head, not your head, My Head, and that other one. Anyway, it strikes me occasionally, (like a broken clock) that the med…
Read full storyKim Kardashian and Her Boyfriend Pete Davidson Admit The Have Fantastic Sex At Least Six Times A Day!
RANCHO PANCHO, California - (Satire News) - Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson have just become America's "Power Couple." The star of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" and one of the members of "Saturday Night Live" recently talked with Tittle Tattl…
Read full storyRussian Generals and Admirals Are Quitting Putin's Military At An Alarming Rate
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - A reporter with the Veni Vidi Vici News Agency, has just learned that Putin's military is losing at least 10 high-ranking generals and admirals on a weekly basis. According to 3V reporter, Lexus Jo Dix, Putin tried…
Read full storyWhy am I writing so much gibberish?
Abigail Dale, the Daily Mail's newest intern is asking a question that no one can answer. Why is she writing so much gibberish? 'I thought this was going to be my big break' wailed Dale 'but so far I have had to write 200 words about Liz Hurley's…
Read full storyCompany with high turn over of staff says that it respects it employees on its website
That company in the high street, you know the one that has a new receptionist every fortnight, and which is always changing the names on the door has written on a job's website that it respects its employees. The receptionist before the one before…
Read full storyMarjorie is a Man’s Woman, According to a McRib Sandwich
Marjorie Taylor Greene has stated once again that women come from Adam’s rib and, therefore, must always remain subservient to the men in their lives. To cheers and applause, she then stepped off the stage at her Georgia megachurch, and was embrac…
Read full storySex Hotline for Dirty Democrats
Are you a lifelong Democrat, but you like to get naughty sometimes? Maybe you fantasize about what it would be like to spend a night with the enemy ... ? Well, now you can. Just call 1-800-Mmmmmmmm-Nasty and talk to real live Republicans! Girl…
Read full storyVagina Sweat ... by Marjorie
Marjorie Taylor Greene has former links to a fitness organization, and still loves to work out. Her body is toned and taut and tight, and she likes to keep it that way to prepare for her next conspiracy theory debate with the Evil Democrats. While…
Read full storyThe Real Reason Why Canada Has Banned Female Mounties
OTTAWA, Canada - (Satire News) - Ipso Facto News (Canada) has just let it be known that Canada has decided to ban hiring any females into their Canadian Mounty Organization. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, stated that the reason for the change in h…
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