BOSTON - (Satire News) - The Trumptard (aka the Predatorial Racist) recently flew into "Bean Town," to have 93 pounds of his belly fat removed via an anal procedure.
Trump told Fox News host Maria Bartiromo (who is one of the He-Whore's many bitches) that he heard about the rectal procedure from his former White House press secretary Sarah "Tubby" Huckabee Sanders.
"Tubby" informed him that she actually lost 69 pounds in the 'in the office procedure,' which she said took 1 hour and 13 minutes.
Trump revealed that he told his Slovenian-born wife, Melania what he was going to do, and she reportedly replied for him to, along with his 93 pound liposucition procedure via his butt hole, to also see about getting a brain transplant from someone who isn't a fucking horny, bigoted, predatorial, racist whoremonger. ■
