Are you a lifelong Democrat, but you like to get naughty sometimes? Maybe you fantasize about what it would be like to spend a night with the enemy ... ?
Well, now you can. Just call 1-800-Mmmmmmmm-Nasty and talk to real live Republicans!
Girls or guys, we got you covered. (Please try to lose any accent you may have, except if your accent originates south of the Mason-Dixon line.)
Listen to why rich white Christians are better than everyone else on the planet ...
Hear how Jesus was a Republican and wore a MAGA hat ...
Get in on the abortion debate and spread hatred for all single mothers who refuse to accept Jesus as their Lord and Divine Rapist (just like his mama got – and loved it!)
Get turned on by endless self-glorifying speeches by Donny J. Trump ... get Trumpified!
Wanna eavesdrop in on a QANON meeting, or how about being a fly on the wall to hear whatever the hell Proudboys talk about when they get together – men only! Sorry, ladies ...
Don’t worry, we won’t tell. Complete discretion is assured, and no one will publish your recorded phone call on Parler or one of those other social sites for lonely right-wing whackjobs no one wants to touch, much less get naked with.
Whaddaya scared of ... liking it? Go on, be a douche bag at least once in your life. Half the world’s doing it – now it’s your turn to take a walk on the wild side.
Cue Lou Reed (and make him roll in his grave).
