RANCHO PANCHO, California - (Satire News) - Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson have just become America's "Power Couple."
The star of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" and one of the members of "Saturday Night Live" recently talked with Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo.
The happy, fun-loving, sex-addicted couple informed him that the reason they are so into each other is because they both love a deep-rooted love for the Los Angeles Dodgers, both love Coke Zero, and both have an unbelievably unsatiable appetite for engaging in no-holds barred sex romps (6 times a day; at least).
Davidson said that Kim's ass is so fucking humongous that he could place two bottles of Coke Zero on top of her gigantic butt, and there would still be enough room left over for a run-it-through-the-garden pizza, a couple of Twinkies, and a Chris Rock bobblehead doll.
SIDENOTE: De Gallo noted that Kim is 41, Pete is 28, and Queen Elizabeth is 103.
