Company with high turn over of staff says that it respects it employees on its website

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Monday, 2 May 2022

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Respect us, you, and the rest mate.

That company in the high street, you know the one that has a new receptionist every fortnight, and which is always changing the names on the door has written on a job's website that it respects its employees.

The receptionist before the one before Abigail Dale said 'Yes, I saw it. They can write what they like on the website, but it is not true. I mean, is that not the bare minimum for a company? It is like a hotel saying 'Stay with us, you probably won't be murdered in your beds.'

We wanted to speak to someone high up in the company, but they had just left.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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