CLEVELAND, Ohio - (Sports Satire) - A recent QuinniPinni Poll has just revealed an astoundingly astonishing fact.
The poll which was taken of over 13 million Americans between the ages of 21 and 101, clearly showed, without a shadow of a doubt that Americans now agree that oral sex (i.e. Fellatio/Cunnilingus), have just surpassed the popularity of the former American pastime, baseball.
QuinniPinni conducted the poll in 49 of the 50 states, adding that they really had a hell of a hard time finding anyone to poll in the sparsely populated state of Montana.
The poll taker reported that he did come across a couple who told him that they had been married for 52 years, but had not engaged in any coital expression (fucking or sucking) in over 51 years.
SIDENOTE: So, as Anderson Cooper stated to Sofia Vergara, the phrase "Play Ball!" will now most likely be replaced by the phrase, "Yes! Yes! Yes! [INSERT MALE NAME HERE, IF YOU'RE A FEMALE, OR INSERT A FEMALE NAME HERE, IF YOU'RE A MALE.]
