Abigail Dale, the Daily Mail's newest intern is asking a question that no one can answer. Why is she writing so much gibberish?
'I thought this was going to be my big break' wailed Dale 'but so far I have had to write 200 words about Liz Hurley's bikini photos, another 200 about a random Kardashian sister, brother or third cousin twice removed.'
She went on 'I thought I could have discovered a new watergate, but I have been tasked with writing some utter tripe about Cuthbert the Caterpillar Cake, and then about something that a weatherman said which was slightly off-colour'.
Still, to use language that The Daily Mail readers are familiar with, Abigail stop being such a snowflake.
