President Biden Warns China That If Another One of Their Bombers Flies Over a U.S. State, He'll Turn Hong Kong Into One Gigantic Parking Lot
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden says he has had it with China thinking that they can fly over US states like Oregon, Hawaii, Montana, and Alaska. In a statement that made it abundantly clear, POTUS told the Chinese leader Xi Jin…
Read full storyJohnson Denies Throwing Party To Celebrate Surviving Confidence Vote
No parties were held at Downing Street after last week’s vote of no confidence in his leadership, according to Prime Minister Boris Johnson. Reports of beer pong, strippers and drunken renditions of Yellow Submarine following the ballot last Monday h…
Read full storyMexico Names The Bullfighting Rodriguez Brothers As The 2022 Sportsmen of The Year
MEXICO CITY - (Sports Satire) - Mexico's national news agency, Las Maracas, has just named their 2022 sportsman of the year. This year the highly respected news agency has announced that for the first time, the balloting ended in a tie. The 400…
Read full storyTrump Swears Under Oath That He Has Never Ever Used The Words Hoax, Witchcraft, or Pussy
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump finally responded to a senate subpoena and he testified at the Senate Condemnatory Hearing on The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6. Trump was asked by Sen. Liz Cheney if he had ever…
Read full storyNew Musical At London's Queen's End Theatre Is Packing In The 'Ultra Righties'
The Queen's End is staging that old American warhorse, ‘South Pacific'. They are packing in hundreds of families nightly. The far-right group, the Happy Brit Socialists (who wear happy faces at their violent rallies and attacks) are bringing th…
Read full storyJesus Christ was a Gay man
London News: Based on scriptures Jesus Christ was always happy. When he bloody whipped money changers at his father's temple he was happy. If he were depressed without motivation, it would be difficult slashing someone's face apart with a horse whip.
Read full storyDonald Trump Now Admits That Most Of His 30,000 Lies Came From Sean Hannity
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The Daily Dirt has just broken the story that the former "Golfer-in-Chief," (Trumpy) is now saying that his former kiss-ass buddy, Fox News host Sean "Fred Flintstone" Hannity is responsible for most of the 30,000 lies th…
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