New Musical At London's Queen's End Theatre Is Packing In The 'Ultra Righties'

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 15 June 2022

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Another opening, another show...

The Queen's End is staging that old American warhorse, ‘South Pacific'.

They are packing in hundreds of families nightly.

The far-right group, the Happy Brit Socialists (who wear happy faces at their violent rallies and attacks) are bringing their kids to these performances in record numbers.

It is quite a surprise as the musical about an interracial love affair.

The big ‘draw', aside from the sets and melodies, seems to be the song - 'You Have to be Carefully Taught.'

Huge applause erupts when the song starts - "You have Got to Be Carefully Taught to Hate... by 6 or 7 or 8...."

People coming out were interviewed and said - "Well we have got to make sure our kids get educated... Otherwise, traditions get lost."

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