If Evangelicals were truly honest . . .
Corinthians 13:4-8 (from the DJTV) 4 Trump is not patient, Trump is not kind. He envies everyone, he boasts like a drunken soldier, he is proud. 5 He dishonors others, he is self-seeking, he is easily angered, he keeps a long record of wrongs. 6 T…
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LONDON - (Satire News) - With word that Boris Johnson has decided to hang up his prime minister's robe, there is a sudden groundswell as to who will be replacing him. The word on the streets of London, Manchester, Liverpool, Tottenham, and others,…
Read full storyWhy France Is Refusing To Send Troops To Aid Ukraine
PARIS - (Satire News) - The French governnment has just revealed the reason why they will not be sending any French troops to battle the evil Russian empire in Ukraine. President Emmanuel Macron told France's national news agency, Ooh La La, that…
Read full storyCome To British Museum - Glue Yourself To Some Artwork
Bored at home? Come to the British Museum and glue yourself to some painting. it is the latest trendy thing to do. Save the dogs, save the cats, save the Planet - save yourself. from a Blah life. And if photogenic - you might become a media s…
Read full storyDonald Trump Reveals To Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine The Name of His Favorite Country Band
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - The Donald took a quick trip into New York City to visit with his wife Melania, who has been living back at their luxurious Trump Tower suite for the past year. Melania recently told Anderson Cooper that she just got si…
Read full storyNow That Prime Minister Boris Johnson Has Resigned, Queen Elizabeth Will Push To Have Her Son Prince Charles Take His Place
LONDON - (Satire News) - Well after months of speculation, Tickety Boo News is reporting that Prime Minister Boris Johnson has finally decided to resign. Many of his adversaries in Parliament wonder what took the tassled-haired blonde so long, wha…
Read full storyThe Pedophiles For Trump Group Is Thinking About Disbanding
CHICKEN SALAD CREEK, Kentucky - (Satire News) - One of Donald Trump's most supportive groups, next to the Proud Boys, The Oath Keepers, The Sluttards For The Trumptard, and The Ku Klux Klan is thinking about possibly disbanding. Kentucky's Pedophi…
Read full storyA Group of Ukrainian Naval Freedom Fighters Have Captured Russia's Top Naval Officer, Admiral Svetlana Svetvinski
ON THE WATERS OF THE BLACK SEA - (Satire News) - The Ukrainian government has just made it known that a group of Ukrainian naval fighters report that they have captured Russia's top naval officer, Admiral Svetlana Svetvinksi. The admiral was aboar…
Read full storyKing Larry the Cat
With the retirement-in-shame of Boris Johnson, now Larry, the cat and Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office (to my non-British readers, yes, this is a real thing) 10 Downing Street, has been crowed the ‘King of the Britons’! (The ‘oo? ‘Oo-er the Brit…
Read full storyMaldives to be the First Fake Country
The Republic of Maldives will be the first to sink, according to climate experts, since the islands are already so low to the water. Despite many right-wing experts, climate change has already raised sea levels and scared the shit out of residents of…
Read full storyJapan is Sending Godzilla to Ukraine
In a great leap forward of advanced molecular cellular biology, nano-technology, and just some good old fashioned voodoo, Japanese scientists have now created an authentic giant lizard out of a normal-sized lizard. Godzilla has been born again!…
Read full storyBuckingham Palace Is Reporting That Queen Elizabeth Simply Loves Her New Chef Boyardee Hat
LONDON - (Satire News) - Employees of Buckingham Palace report that they have not seen her majesty as happy as she is at the moment. Queen Elizabeth was recently given a brand new hat by the president of Italy Sergio Mattarella, when he recently p…
Read full storyMovie Review - 'Peace in Our Time' - A Republican Conservative Is Peaceful And Kind
This is most controversial movie in the last several years. Theatres are being shot up by middle aged Republicans to stop it being shown. A young, very Conservative Southern Republican politician is visiting a Smithsonian and accidently touc…
Read full storyA School of Sperm Whales Nearly Sinks Cambodia's Aircraft Carrier The Bamboo Stick
SOMEWHERE ON THE BLACK SEA - (Satire News) - The pride and joy of the Cambodian navy, the aircraft carrier, The Bamboo Stick, was nearly sunk after it was severely rammed by a school of five huge sperm whales while on the Black Sea. A spokesperson…
Read full storyBezos-Musk, Inc. Is In The Process of Trying To Buy Iceland
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The largest corporation in the entire solar system has just announced that they are seriously looking into purchasing Iceland. Jeff Bezos, who owns 50% of Bezos-Musk Inc., told a reporter for iNews (Iceland), that h…
Read full storyJohnson out after government ministers resigned en masse
As the zipper of time descends on its endless journey, the trousers of fate begin to loosen. Boris Johnson has discovered that the underpants of history, which he had only just begun to fill, are now soiled with the memory of his shitness for all tim…
Read full storyCan Prime Minister Boris Johnson Fly A 787 Dreamliner All Alone?
Like trying to run Great Britain without a cabinet, can Prime Minister Boris Johnson fly a 787 Dreamliner all alone? Maybe if there’s an automatic pilot, but could he land the super jumbo jet at night during a rain storm? Not so easy. Great Britain i…
Read full storyAlabama's Claude "Bubba" Smick Family Reunion Was Naturally NRA-Theme Oriented
DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - The Claude "Bubba" Smick family recently had their annual family reunion at Claude's little 3-acre farm, Redneck Acres. The yearly family get-together was quite nice, with lots of taters, baloney, okra, corn-on…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Talks About The Initials She Had Tattooed On Her Hooha
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Comedian Zydeco Dupree recently said that there are three things that Marjorie Taylor Greene is not shy about, (1) It's her dozens of extremely well-documented coital couplings with lots of well-known men. (2) Her v…
Read full story'Python' John Cleese, 82, Interviewed About Comedy By BBC Chick
John Cleese is at home, sitting in a comfy chair, not looking that old at all. The young buxom blonde BBC interviewer (low cut dress) makes pleasantries and then asks him to - "say something about your comedic career”. Then she quickly says – “I…
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