LONDON - (Satire News) - Employees of Buckingham Palace report that they have not seen her majesty as happy as she is at the moment.
Queen Elizabeth was recently given a brand new hat by the president of Italy Sergio Mattarella, when he recently paid her an unannounced visit.
President Mattarella presented the hat, which he calls The Chef Boyardee Hat, to the queen whose blue eyes lit up as if she was a young school girl getting kissed by her brand new boyfriend.
Prince Charles even noted that he hadn't seen his mum this excited since a grasshopper jumped into her knickers eight years ago during a fox hunt in Tottenham.
Meanwhile, as a gesture of good will, Queen Elizabeth presented the Italian president with a football that was signed by seven of the Manchester United Red Devils players.
