MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - The Donald took a quick trip into New York City to visit with his wife Melania, who has been living back at their luxurious Trump Tower suite for the past year.
Melania recently told Anderson Cooper that she just got sick and tired of all the freaking mosquitoes in Florida. She also said that she hates those damn hurricanes more than she hates split ends, cellulite, and yeast infections.
Mrs. Trump told Cooper that she and son Barron belong in The Big Apple and she stressed that she has no damn business living down in The Plywood State (Florida).
She also said that her son Barron Trump loves living at Trump Tower, and he really enjoys having his mother take him to Coney Island, for some of the best hot dogs east of the Mississippi River.
Melania also mentioned that she got bored with her husband's taste in music, which now includes the music of the country music band, The Smelly Bushwhackers.
DJT recently told a writer for Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that his favorite country music band is now The Smelley Bushwhackers, who are from Alligator Nuts, Florida
Donald Trump actually met the lead guitar player, Alvin Kuntello, and two of the back-up dancers Lurleen McFitt, and Sharleen Crabcake at a recent concert in Rotten Peaches, Georgia.
SIDENOTE: The Daily Dirt News Agency reported that Trump, McFitt, and Crabcake all had a menage-a-trois in the Robert E. Lee Motel in downtown Pensacola, Florida during The Southern Belle Mimosa Festival & Parade in June.
