Can Prime Minister Boris Johnson Fly A 787 Dreamliner All Alone?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 7 July 2022

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Not Great Britain!

Like trying to run Great Britain without a cabinet, can Prime Minister Boris Johnson fly a 787 Dreamliner all alone? Maybe if there’s an automatic pilot, but could he land the super jumbo jet at night during a rain storm? Not so easy. Great Britain is in a rain storm, and most of Boris Johnson’s Cabinet have already bailed out.

“Goodbye and so long, Boris, we hardly even knew you. The parties were great fun! You played the fool exceptionally well, but like soiled diapers, Great Britain needs a change.”

Queen Elizabeth stepped into the fray. Her announcement was made by her very new and handsome bodyguard: The Queen took issue with having her nation described as a soiled diaper. Damn it!

The announcement continued: Though Mr. Johnson managed to perform one bloody blunder after the next and always appeared disheveled and needing a proper hair brush, he remained far from a soiled diaper. After all, he did manage to graduate from Oxford, one of the most significant educational institutions in the entire world. One of Great Britain’s most esteemed places, and actor Hughe Grant graduated from Oxford with honors.

Queen Elizabeth received an immediate telephone call from former President Barack Obama. “Bubbles, are you going public and two-timing me for Hugh Grant?”

“Now Barry, Hughe is just a tea dance. Like the song goes, You know my heart belongs to Barry. So when are you coming fly-casting with me up in Scotland?”

Meanwhile, Prime Minister Boris Johnson is still circling his 787 Dreamliner Jet over England and attempting to make a safe landing at night and during a rainstorm.

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