Marjorie Taylor Greene Talks About The Initials She Had Tattooed On Her Hooha

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Thursday, 7 July 2022

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Madonna recently said about MTG that she'd love to be all over her body like mustard on a hot dog.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Comedian Zydeco Dupree recently said that there are three things that Marjorie Taylor Greene is not shy about, (1) It's her dozens of extremely well-documented coital couplings with lots of well-known men. (2) Her very intimate tattoos. And (3) The fact that she is allegedly noted for giving the best b jobs, this side of the Altantic Ocean.

In fact, the congresswoman, was recently named the "Sexiest Female Politician" by the male members of Ohio State University.

When VP Kamala Harris heard about the vote taken by 23,907 of the guy students at OU, she made a face and said that it makes one wonder what exactly the hell is in the campus water.

BuzzFuzz is reporting that Marjorie Taylor Greene was recently asked by Sean Hannity whose initials she recently had tattooed on her hooha (vagina).

MTG, did not even blush as she replied that the initials are only the business of her, her tattooist, and six of her previous suitors; including Matt Gaetz, Jim Jordan, Mitch McConnell, Marsha Blackburn, Rudy Giuliani, and of course her beau of of beaus, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. ■

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