CLEVELAND, Ohio - (Satire News) - Metro News Service reporter Joaquin Cerveza has just reported that the twice-impeached, one-term disgraced ex-president Donald Trump, has just been named The American Racist Federation's "2022 Racist of The Year."
"Toxic Trump" reportedly told Fox News resident rodent, Greg Gutfeld, that he is as happy as a monkey with a big box of jumbo bananas.
Trump was crowned by last year's recipient Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter, who hates the orange pussy grabber more than school teachers hate getting rotten apples from students.
In FIFA World Cup News. The soccer team from Pisagovia has been disqualified after the goldie tested positive for Duango Bango Marijuana.
