Ultraconservative U.S. Mormon has 20 Wives and Girlfriends - You Can Too

Funny story written by UncleDale

Tuesday, 6 December 2022

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We love the leader!

New sources relate the story of a Mormon polygamist Cult leader who since 2109 has married 20 women and has teenage girlfriends. He started his own Mormon Fundamentalist church and is their 'Prophet'.

We only know about him because he married his own daughter - otherwise

Law Enforcement would have left him alone.

So, any young Men who are bored with only having one girlfriend - be Bold - moved to Utah or adjacent states with Many Mormons - and start your own Mormon church. Be the leader of that church - and have girlfriends and wives to take care of you.

Women brought up as Mormon apparently don't mind sharing a husband.

You will be exhausted most of the time so will have to stay home - but five or six wives and girlfriends (or more) - working full time will provide plenty of money to run a household.

It's the Mormon version of the American Dream and is still exists in several states in the American West - such as Utah and Colorado.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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