MANHATTAN, New York - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson is one very physically active woman.
The infamous Duchess of York is 63, but her recent suitors ages 39-62 all agreed that she has the sensuously erotic body of a woman 33.
According to Daily Drama writer Cinderella St. Lamb, Fergy has been known to achieve a dozen O's (orgasms) within a 60-minute sex romp.
In fact, her former gynecologist Dr. Wendell Finefiggin, 73, mentioned to Miss St. Lamb that she has the libido (sexual desire) of a horny college coed in her early 20s.
He also mentioned that the duchess has, what is without a doubt the prettiest ass that he has ever seen - and he has literally seen thousands.
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