BOSTON - (Magazine Satire) - The Boston Evening Moon's senior reporter Sigmund Cottonseed, reports that the most hateful, evil, predator in the nation has just had his face slapped big time.
Several patrons at the McDonalds located on One If By Land Drive witnessed Sister Tabitha literally slap the living shit out of Melania's soon-to-be-ex-husband "Don The Con."
Witnesses said that Trump snook up behind Sister Tabitha and he suddenly grabbed her habit and began making erotic moaning sounds.
The nun immediately put down her McNuggets and proceed to slap the "Pied Piper of The Potomac" on his orange complected face.
The manager immediately called the Boston Police Department, who arrived at the Mickey D's, and took the Trumpturd into custody.
