NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - GOPicky Magazine reports that the biggest fucking liar in the history of fucking liars, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, has stated that he will be donating $800,000 to help rebuild the UK's Adolf Hitler Museum.
The Nazi museum is located in the British town of Luftwaffe, England.
The museum, which was built in 1947, was destroyed by a fast moving wildfire that started in Fissinshire.
The fire destroyed hundreds of World War II Nazi relics including the German U-boat U-995, which sunk 1.7 million tons of enemy vessels.
Trump says that he's been a fan of Adolf Hitler, ever since he was in the 1st grade.
