World Cup Security Guards Find a Bomb Near Argentina's Dressing Room

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Tuesday, 6 December 2022

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The B-13 military bomb was manufactured in Leningrad, Russia.

QATAR - (Sports Satire) - Qatar police have reported that World Cup security guards found a B-13 bomb near the dressing room of the Argentinian team.

A rep for the Qatar police said that the bomb is the same type that President Putin's troops are using in their invasion of the Ukraine.

Argentinian superstar Lionel Messi said that half of his teammates were very concerned while the rest were just basically joking about how the bomb could have made one hell of a mess if it had gone off.

Paco Pablo Picante, a spokesperson with the Argentinian team said that the bomb was taken to an isolated dessert area near the town of Umm Bab, where it was detonated.

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