Brazil's Superstar Soccer Player Eric Cantona Reveals His FIFA World Cup Superstitions

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 6 December 2022

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Cantona says he hates mosquitoes, hail, and Donald Trump.

QATAR - (Sports Satire) - Brazil's superstar Eric Cantona spoke with Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti and they talked about beer, wine, pizza, the Brazilian rain forest, Hostess Twinkies, and pussy.

Cantona is noted for being quite the player when it comes to the weaker sex.

Confetti asked him about his superstition rituals that he has embraced.

Eric noted that he always wears pink socks with an emblem of a pair of female lips.

He added that he also wears a pair of underwear that were autographed by his favorite singer Shakira.

Cantona also revealed to Miss Confetti that right after every game he always drinks a bottle of El Matador Tequila to help him relax.

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