Donald Trump Can't Get Away Shooting Anyone In Broad Daylight
Once upon a time, Donald Trump boasted, "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?' Not so fast, Scooter. Scooter might keep his MAGA crowd (even while sitting in jail); however, he'll…
Read full storyThe FBI Raids Trump's Mar-a-Lago Complex And Confiscates 29 of His Personal Computers, 12 Inflatible Dolls, and 19 Fort Knox Gold Bars
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The Federal Bureau of Investigation conducted a pre-dawn raid on The Big Mac Gobbler's Mar-a-Lago Florida complex Trump was upstairs in his master bedroom, when one of the maids informed him that there were 16 FBI agen…
Read full storySelf-Driving Car Might Run Over a Few Children - As Robot System is Refined
A Tesla electric car was given a test of its Robotic Self-Drive Mode by New Dawn, a non-profit Group. You just sit there playing cards or having sex (lady's choice), while the car goes to its destination. Unfortunately, in a real-world test,…
Read full storyFBI Agents Searching Mar-A-Lago Find Box Containing Missing Spines of Several GOP Politicians
Washington - The FBI, serving a search warrant from the Department of Justice yesterday at Trump’s Mar-A-Lago Estate, have discovered several boxes of files stolen from the White House by the former President in 2021. Also taken into possession we…
Read full storyBob Baffert's “Giddy Up Bitch” Upsets The 7 to 1 Favorite “Quit Horsing Around” To Capture Mobile, Alabama's, 29th Running of The Cotton Candy Queen Derby
MOBILE, Alabama - (Sports Satire) - Bob Baffert is known as "The Tom Brady of Thoroughbred Racing Trainers." He has had more winners than the next top 4 trainers in the world combined. And "Baffy's" latest horse, "Giddy Up Bitch," recently upse…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Praises Britney Spears For Portraying Her So Perfectly
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene recently spoke with Anderson Cooper and she told him that having just seen the autobiography film about her, she has to say that Britney Spears, who portrayed her did one fantabulous jo…
Read full storyIndia is Going to end up Owning Britain - Really
Because of Brexit, Europe can't own Britain any more - so the British Corporations are searching for a new owner - (this helps them avoid blame and new taxes for the way thing are) - (and still operate things behind the scenes). One thing about…
Read full storyA Paleo-Anthropologist Explains Why Men Have Long Penises
Humphrey Longhair, the dull looking tall expert on early Hominid History at Mary Magdalene University - (home of the famous exhibit of her clothing, hairbrush and shoes) - said, in his Darwin Birthday lecture. Anthropologically, it's a Long but t…
Read full storyScotland Has Just Purchased a Destroyer From Japan
EDINBURGH, Scotland - (Satire News) - Scotland's Prime Minister Nicola Sturgeon has just informed the Scottish people that Scotland has just purchased a destroyer from Japan. The first minister stated that the reason for the purchase is so that S…
Read full storyThe Banana Republic and Its Tarantulas
Some have said – possibly Ron DeSantis – that America has now been turned into a banana republic after Mar-A-Lago got raided by the FBI. Others have said that America was turned into a big banana when Trump campaigned to become Head Banana. So…
Read full storyTrump’s Special Boxes of Forbidden Mystery
Wow, it really happened, it really looks like America is NOT the banana republic we all thought it had turned into when Trump ran for political office. WOW WOW WOW!!! During the FBI raid of Mar-A-Lago, there was really only one thing Trump hims…
Read full storyTucker Carlson: FBI Raid, Ukraine War, COVID, Polio All Caused by Hunter Biden
Mar-A-Lago, Florida - Fox News commentator Tucker Carlson, in response to the FBI Raid of former President Donald Trump’s home in Florida, has identified Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden and boogeyman of the far right, as the agent leading th…
Read full storyFBI Raids Trump Home in Florida-Mar a Lago - Trump Still Flushing Documents
Trump was in NY, out of the way - so the FBI, got a warrant, and searched Mar a Lago. One freezer has about 500 big Macs - possibly an emergency supply. They also found a porno room and had to spend 3 hours checking out the DVDs...for evidence.
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Donates An Ovary To Her Grandmother
KALAMAZOO, Michigan - (Satire News) - The Detroit Daily Divulger has stated that Marjorie Taylor Greene, 48, has donated her right ovary to her maternal grandmother Selma Jo Wowcastle, 74. According to Daily Divulger reporter Sally Fiddlefax, Mrs.
Read full storyRussia Launches a Submarine That Can Carry 17,000 Sailors
VLADIVOSTOK, Russia – (World News) – The Kremlin Voice reports that the Russian government has just annonced that they have launched the largest submarine in the history of naval vessels. The submarine named The President Vladimir Nikita Putin is…
Read full storyMcDonalds Names Their Worst Menu Item Ever
CHICAGO, Illinois - (Satire News) - Throughout the years The McDonalds Corporation has had a lot of fabulously popular food menu items including their McTacos, their McSushiburger, their McGuacamole Muffin, their McEnchiladas, their McTofuburger, the…
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