Washington - The FBI, serving a search warrant from the Department of Justice yesterday at Trump’s Mar-A-Lago Estate, have discovered several boxes of files stolen from the White House by the former President in 2021.
Also taken into possession were hidden boxes allegedly containing the missing spines and testicles of several prominent Republican leaders who had visited Trump at his estate and had emerged totally subservient to the GOP cult leader.
“Now we have the answer to the questions of why people like Kevin McCarthy, Lindsey Graham and others are now completely unable to function without Donald Trump’s approval” said investigators.
